[Music] it’s 6:30 a.m. I wake up to find the police beat me in my sleep again my name is Reginald meatwagon I live in Tenon B and I believe in a balanced lifestyle in the mornings if I’m not hallucinating I make sure to inhale deeply from a bag of unidentified mushrooms before going upstairs to deposit several live rats in my neighbor’s apartment they do not like this after that I rush to my job at the telemarketing agency doing my best to avoid eye contact with the local homeless before startin