if you have or attend a friends giving I don’t want to be friends with you I’m not going I’m not interested in being invited there’s nothing on Earth I’d rather do less than host one and I think it is the dumbest concept I’ve ever heard in my entire life some things that we are doing now I don’t want to be that guy I don’t want to be the guy who’s out here complaining about how much better things used to be but we have invented some stupid things in our culture and this is one of them the only worse thing than the friends giving is the gender reveal the gender reveal where some idiot goes out there and hits a golf ball and it either turns up blue or pink most of these things are staged anyway someone lets a balloon go and you pretend like you didn’t mean it to or you’re hitting a pinata or some other godforsaken way