growing up I was the Michael Jordan of babysitting I’m the best babysitter in the whole world I can make any kid do anything it’s because I understand kids you have the same Hobbies like stickers and the same extreme views towards stuff like bedtime and if you understand someone you can get them to do something you can tell them a good enough story they’ll do anything you got some kids who don’t want to put on their PJs you got to have a PJ fashion show and don’t show up to the PJ fashion show if your teeth aren’t brushed okay you’re not going to win the PJ fashion show if your teeth aren’t brushed that would be embarrassing you’ve never seen kids brush their teeth and get in their pgs faster look you got some kids you don’t want to put on their sunscreen you should try my magic sunscreen makes kids invisible to adults for one minute after they put it on but if they don’t cover their whole bodies then I can see the part of them where they missed but once they’re invisible they just go crazy they love kids love to be invisible I can’t see the silly face they’re making I can’t see that they’re jumping on the couch I can’t see that they went and ate three pieces of candy I can’t see it for one whole minute and it happens every time you reapply too they’ll be reminding you that they need more sunscreen