I almost bought a Dogo Argentino and uh the guy was like hey you going to have this dog in bed with you and I go yeah of course he goes I’m not selling it to you there’s certain dogs where you have to become the master dog or Argentinos are like bullmastiffs but pit bulls on steroids the guy was like once he gets in bed with you you lost the house 200 lb murderous dog that wants to fck your wife I was like all right good call man thank you for stopping me I’m running this house I sleep in this b