why would I spend an extra four grand a year on private St Orlando’s is a yearr round school no summer vacation that’s great but I’m sure the teachers here are just as lazy oh we don’t have teachers we hire specialists in their field we call them Consultants continue we’re private so we can easily fire any underperforming Consultants did I mention that 99% of our students go on to Ivy League schools the other 1% go straight to Med the first step to doctor president the astronaut holding the came