dad you’re going to want to hear this what’s up Jack well I got bad news I got good news and then I got really good news what do you want to hear first oh I don’t know uh give me the bad news first well the bad news is there’s a zombie apocalypse going on outside oh yeah okay well what’s the good news the good news is that I was able to stab five of them in the head before they could get on the property that’s quite an imagination you have there what’s the really good news well the really good n