I was assuming that he was a cashier at like McDonald’s or the shop right but judging by his fighting prowess uh maybe he’s more so a cashier at the Waffle House he seems largely overpowered actually what do you ...

what part of the uprising has been cancelled do you think they’re struggling to understand they’ve been at this all season and I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again I don’t care if you’ve been naughty I don’t ...

there’s one less zombie I have to worry about you people think you can run away from us come on then we’ll see who’s better who’s you people wait us I don’t remember ever running from you okay you want ...

I’m sorry but how stupid is Santa Claus like honestly how do you see your elves building something like this and think oh yeah that that’s a present for little Timmy he was good this year and not oh no ...

I’m going to try tweaking his offramp just a little bit but like the problem isn’t the bridge it’s the driver he doesn’t commit to it he keeps doing half flips and landing on his little woolly head but you ...

everybody knows that interviewing for a job is the old busted way of doing things the new hotness is opening a suitcase and seeing who you get come on I’m Hing she’s cute please oh she’s not the kind of ...

Snuffy my man we got to talk cuz this is not what I’m looking for right now I need a unit who can sneak around back of the piggyback stack and like they’re going to hear you coming from a ...

I get that Patrick is supposed to be a big boy but why did they give him starfished tits current task is talk to Patrick I don’t really want to talk to the nightmare fuel to be perfectly honest you’re ...

you guys want food or something do you can I uh help with that I promise you guys these Burgers they are going to be the absolute bomb what’s up guys welcome to squirrel with a gun a game that ...

there’s something about the slow banjo music playing in the background as I look into this animal’s cold stupid eyes that just tickles me you know they really got that look of I know which brand of glue tastes the ...

I think it’s safe to say that this is the upper limit of Minds that the Earth’s atmosphere can handle or at the very least this game because the Moon is currently moving at the speed of smell I really ...

these stupid aliens think they can ruin my video with their indiscriminate probing well I’d like to see them make their way through this I’m going to call it the planetary butt cheek clench it’s perfect well we’re just going ...

fires and missiles we hit nothing we hit a corpse you got to be kidding me dude come on please I’m begging you I know you have a sword but it’s just not good enough against the whips please shoot ...