I can’t find my daughter she’s dressed like Stitch ma’am she’s she’s right over there no there were two kids dressed as Stitch police invest now buddy get in on the ground floor and I’ll make you rich what I’m ...

can you remind us how you got your uniform torn three Halloweens ago uh if you get dispatched to a loud party make sure they know you’re not the stripper

a he’s got a [Applause] bomb hey hey stop stop right there I know this looks bad but if you just let me blow up that wall I can finally prove to my wife that I was right about something ...