all right you can train to be a server oh hell yeah but this is on a trial basis and I still need you as a buster I got you if you complete your training without jerking around out there ...

Nicole your request offer next month is a no we got three holiday parties booked that week oh that’s not a request I’m just giving you a heads up that’s hilarious I need all Hands-On deck sorry I already bought ...

how are those first few bites fine no Tim tell him is there an issue with your burger no yep he said it was undercooked bleeding it’s fine I can have them put it on the grill again it’s no ...

we’re going to share the prefix with the filet we don’t allow sharing on the prefix which is stated on the menu if you would just read well that’s stupid I don’t make the rules Terry’s being a psycho about ...

okay here’s everything thank you enjoy listen I don’t care that she’s a celebrity you liked 28 of her photos what the hell are you worried about news flash I ain’t never going to meet Sydney Sweeny I’m not in ...

yes ma’am I understand your reservation was for 7:00 but if there’s someone still at your table there’s not much I can do is there you don’t have to talk to me like that I know Amber can I talk ...

all right oh hi did I serve you yesterday yes I believe you did it was so good I’m already back and I brought my friend Nancy hi well that’s what we like to hear so was it the service ...

Pam you having your usual well now let me see who the hell you think you’re fooling every time you come in here you get the damn Santa Fe Chicken I get scared I’ll try something else and not like ...

Aaron can you pre- best table 17 for me I mean I just refilled the water in your whole section so we tip pull Aaron what difference does it make okay I got you thank you don’t do another damn ...

so I want the Santa Fe Chicken but are they still cooking with those seed oils here I guess no we don’t do that the temple no likey please don’t ever say that again tell them to use this what ...

Bridget how much longer will table 30 be we got another reservation coming in they’re just hanging out well I need the table so what can I do about it I can’t just tell them to leave that’s exactly what ...

shake it honey yeah you like that I don’t oh Tim let him do his job looks [Music] good oh all right what the hell was that it’s a rambling Rose it’s my spin on a classic Cosmo but with ...

aren’t you going to write this down no I’m supposed to memorize orders now it’s a new policy well that’s stupid no it’s great cuz now I can up your order and blame it on the policy is this like ...

I went out to dinner last night and got amazing service gas station hot dogs require service I didn’t have gas station hot dogs we went to petite oie and I got steak freets that place is fancy I lose ...