00:54

hey Brena do your parents know that you’re skipping out on science fair right now our school science fair isn’t until February Alis did the volcano last year it sucked seriously walks all over you guys hey watch your mouth ...

00:59

why did you order 18 bucks of food if you had no money another dead beat lock it off can’t pay your check I’m so sorry uh no lose it all in Vegas I lost it all not in Vegas ...

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let me just let me just see this right quick get a pack of Phillies Phillies not backwards backwards philes Philly are you de watch your mouth the [ __ ] you say [ __ ] watch your [ __ ...

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what’s the bet if you win I’ll leave the park and I’ll never come back good but if I win you and your crew start playing the game the way it’s meant to be played on the peach basket it’s ...

00:58

she doesn’t understand how she could get it in but not out well that’s Urgent Care 101 it’s a lot easier to shove something in than it is to pull it out it’s okay we’re going to pack you up ...

01:01

my breakfast kind of sucks what did you just say I’m sick of cheese omelets the cheese is kind of sticky no sweat big guy what can to make you nothing the omelets are great and both of you are ...

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every action by every human on earth is recorded and then sent here to be assigned a point value based on the absolute moral worth of that action for example a couple in Osaka Japan just decided to have a ...