00:28

now want to it’s off what’s off it’s off holy yeah I was trying to remove his catheter but it wasn’t coming out so I started to help and then I realized that the cuff wasn’t deflated but not until ...

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how you doing sir did you call 911 yeah there’s a cat stuck in my engine I’m sorry did you say cat yes you did is that Pearl like Holmes in there yep and how did he get stuck in ...

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now want did you put a belt on his leg why would you put a holy crap sir were you shot no oh stabbed nope then why are you covered in blood my varicose vein exploded a varicose vein did ...

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careful did you know dropping a frozen turkey into the Super heated bat of oil that you so geniusly Place directly inside of your home will only result in you giving thanks that you weren’t gobbled up by the gravy ...

00:33

I rescue did you call saying that your house is on fire yeah man my house is on fire I can smell it is that where you smell it yeah D did you call 911 yeah dude the house is ...

00:31

excuse me sir uh somebody called 911 saying that you needed to go down to the hospital what no wait wait who called I I don’t know apparently they just drove by thought you look strange than call 911 but ...

00:27

Fire Res you did you call for a cable box sparking yeah I’m not sure if I’m losing my mind but I’m pretty sure my cable box keeps sparking randomly are you sure it’s coming from the cable box yeah ...

00:31

I’ll kick you right in your Ginger face you come any closer sir I just need you to calm down so we can help you oh I’m going to help you rearrange those freckles on your carrat top mug with ...

00:36

my birthday is December 49th 1812 how long did you say the seizure lasted uh about 30 seconds or so okay uh listen I know it seems odd but it’s normal for people to be confused after a seizure it’s ...

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all are you sure you don’t want to go down to the hospital and get checked out yeah I feel fine I mean he literally just let off his break and tapped my rear end all right I just need ...