what’s the problem there’s a python in here okay well see you fellas later isn’t that sort of your job my brother is my boss I cannot be fired so I don’t care I got this you I’m going to ...

Carl fainted he hit the ground hard I’m really worried about him I think you might be in shock sir nah I think it looks worse than it is had some bad shellfish down in Florida once that Hur way ...

ma’am do you know how long he’s been like this come on baby come on Charles ma’am no I just got home come on baby please ma’am do you know if he fell ma’am are you still there I’m here ...

you’re calling from outer space well let me see if I can get you reconnected I’m not sure I have a few minutes is there anything I can help you with unless you can cure acute radiation Syndrome from 300 ...

dear Lord please let it be a girl amen can we get a countdown y’all three dang it Charlie it’s a girl James we’re finally having a little girl sweet God hallelujah how bad well you’re very lucky that your ...

there has been an accident there has not been an attack well actually I know you’re wrong there’s a lady with a backpack it’s got all these wires coming out I think it’s a bomb I got possible visual on ...

there’s something under my leg it’s just the IV tube all right it’s underneath you no no no no it’s moving there’s something moving under my leg all right let’s turn them and check it out oh what the hell ...

mama what’s wrong I may have taken something to speed up the dying process my God Mama are you crazy ma’am what did you take I’m not telling and I’m not crazy it’s in my brain baby prepping the lockon ...