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things moms hate when I sleep when I don’t sleep when I go out when I don’t go out when I talk back when I don’t talk back when I sweep the floor but forgot to mop

00:44

where’s my Uber at where’s my rider at is that the car it looks suspicious this [ __ ] is trying to kidnap me is that the rider this [ __ ] looks like he’s trying to rob me I’mma ...

01:01

hello I am robot holy all right robot do the dishes your wish is my [Music] command holy robot I need some papers I need some papers your wishes my command here your papers you’re now USA citizenship I’m an ...

00:41

I do not want to go to school tomorrow why am I nervous I’ve been coming here for 5 years I forgot my summer homework oh my God oh my God when have I ever done my summer homework when ...