no more video games but I just got on that’s it I’m kicking you out but nope you’re out kid what happened to you my mom kicked me out for playing video games let’s go get her for this who’s ...

Alan you can make a wish at the fountain I can wish for anything yeah I wish for wait what we’re having chicken nuggets for dinner so you don’t got to wish for that how did you know that was ...

he ah you scared me give me your money why is he laughing she don’t got no money what it’s true well then give me those chicken nuggets o you’ll never get my tick them nuggets

mom can I get some bubble gum sure but please don’t blow a bubble why not because last time you got it stuck in your hair well that won’t happen again see watch don’t Alan is it in my hair ...

Mommy I have to pee it’s not appropriate to say the word pee in church so from now on whenever you have to pee just say you have to whisper okay okay let’s go daddy yes son I have to ...