00:44

never buy shoes off Teemu because I was in class the other day and this kid walks in with a brand new pair of shoes but they looked a little bit weird so I knew right away that he got ...

00:40

nobody talks about how scary it is when you’re at your friend’s house and they tell their mom you’re hungry like great now your mom hates me because when I was younger I would hang out at my friend’s house ...

00:45

nobody talks about the difference between being boy pretty versus girl pretty because back in high school pretty much all the girls in my grade had a crush on the same dude but this confused me because there were other ...

00:42

nobody talks about how scary it is to play music with your parents in the car because I never realized how dirty most of the songs I like are until I listen to them around my mom and dad like ...

00:47

what would you do if someone ended your friendship over a joke because that’s what happened to me today so we were at dinner with a bunch of our other friends and one of them got a new dog recently ...

00:47

nobody talks about how scary it is to go to school the day after a substitute leaves a bad note because one time my class had a substitute who was an old lady but she was super small and not ...

00:41

to every person who thinks they would save their school if they had a school shooter trust me you would not because I used to think the same thing until one day I was in class and there was an ...

00:42

never act on your intrusive thoughts because my brother just had a baby but the day it was born he asked me if I wanted to hold it so I said yes and was super excited but the moment I ...

00:53

this is your warning to never be friends with a colorblind person cuz one time I went to go visit my color blind friend but he lives in another state so he was at work when my flight arrived so ...

00:55

I just made a little kid cry at crumble cookie because I was waiting in line but right when it was my turn to order one of the workers says attention everybody we only have two of the pumpkin roll ...

00:31

why do people have such weird group chat names like I don’t think I’ve ever met a friend group that has a normal one it’s always got to be something freaky and I would know cuz I get added to ...