nobody talks about how scary it is to play music with your parents in the car because I never realized how dirty most of the songs I like are until I listen to them around my mom and dad like ...

what would you do if someone ended your friendship over a joke because that’s what happened to me today so we were at dinner with a bunch of our other friends and one of them got a new dog recently ...

nobody talks about how scary it is to go to school the day after a substitute leaves a bad note because one time my class had a substitute who was an old lady but she was super small and not ...

to every person who thinks they would save their school if they had a school shooter trust me you would not because I used to think the same thing until one day I was in class and there was an ...

never act on your intrusive thoughts because my brother just had a baby but the day it was born he asked me if I wanted to hold it so I said yes and was super excited but the moment I ...

this is your warning to never be friends with a colorblind person cuz one time I went to go visit my color blind friend but he lives in another state so he was at work when my flight arrived so ...

I just made a little kid cry at crumble cookie because I was waiting in line but right when it was my turn to order one of the workers says attention everybody we only have two of the pumpkin roll ...

why do people have such weird group chat names like I don’t think I’ve ever met a friend group that has a normal one it’s always got to be something freaky and I would know cuz I get added to ...

nobody talks about how scary it is when your friend doesn’t change their personality around your parents because there’s this kid at my school that I really liked hanging out with but he liked to make really an appropriate jokes ...

this is your warning to never cry in front of me because one time my friend came up to me looking super sad so I asked him what was wrong and he literally was like my dog it passed away ...

nobody talks about how hard it is to grow up with attractive parents cuz I went to school with a kid whose mom literally used to be a model so he had to fight for his life every day in ...

this is your warning to not shop at Walgreens because my mom works there and they get robbed every single day in like the most bizarre ways like the other day she got home from work and I said how ...

nobody talks about how girls have a secret way of communicating and I found this out because one time I was talking to a girl I liked and I saw that she got a text from someone with the name ...