00:33

this is your warning to never cry in front of me because one time my friend came up to me looking super sad so I asked him what was wrong and he literally was like my dog it passed away ...

00:40

nobody talks about how hard it is to grow up with attractive parents cuz I went to school with a kid whose mom literally used to be a model so he had to fight for his life every day in ...

00:57

this is your warning to not shop at Walgreens because my mom works there and they get robbed every single day in like the most bizarre ways like the other day she got home from work and I said how ...

00:58

nobody talks about how girls have a secret way of communicating and I found this out because one time I was talking to a girl I liked and I saw that she got a text from someone with the name ...

00:58

you know how when you get an amber alert you just ignore it but one time I got an amber alert for a stolen orange Honda in the city I was in and when I read this notification I was ...

00:54

this is your warning to never eat in front of a vegan cuz I knew this girl who was super vegan like anytime she ever saw me eating meat she would be like you shouldn’t eat that but then the ...

00:19

I just Googled the name of a kid who used to bully me when I was 12 years old first thing that pops up a GoFundMe his house burned down I I obviously feel so bad for him and his ...

00:47

what would you do if a little kid’s mom tried to pepper spray you because that’s what happened to me today I was minding my own business and then a little kid comes up to me and says your shirt ...

00:36

no one talks about how crazy it is when the two most unexpected people you know start dating because there’s a foreign exchange student at my school who doesn’t speak any English so we have to use a translating website ...