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the instant goose is a technique where you Goose the first duck instead of going into a duck Rhythm the best time to use this technique is when the player before you does a lot of ducks it’s the change ...

oh my God my boyfriend wants to go through my phone wait what why he thinks I’m cheating are you serious why would he even think that it’s giving no trust it’s giving I did cheat well remember that one ...

I feel so calm here just knowing all the bulk deals are waiting an entire case of mushroom soup for $4.99 damn it Costco you’ve done it again ooh can we get this it’s not unusual to be Lov by ...

when these girls were on the airplane they didn’t want anyone to sit in between them so they had a plan you okay preserve seat is taken

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a little token of my appreciation and and if I knew you were going to be here I would have brought one for you too sweetheart oh that’s okay I’m good yeah you are would you like to sit down ...

Stop now. Come on. Come on. Hello, everybody. Thank you for the press for joining us to document this very important presidential transition meeting. I’m being serious right now. Even though we disagree, I’m eager to sit down for a ...

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Hey [ __ ] hey what she looking at what happened kid called me a [ __ ] so I broke a yard stick on his face awesome due to our school’s Zero Tolerance policy on violence I’m afraid we ...

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