I want to dedicate this next joke to my boo scarla johans oh no oh my God she’s so genuinely worried hey boo uh y’all know Scarlet just celebrated her 40th birthday which which means I’m about to get up ...
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Well, as you can tell from that joke, it’s Christmas and we have a tradition here on update. We’re saying. Right. Haha. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You’re you’re applauding. Now, we give each other jokes to read. Yeah. We’re making each ...
Happy Thanksgiving guys I’m which one of you fat ass [ __ ] took the turkey oh Goten watch your mouth we’re at the dinner table turkey’s in my stomach little [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you ...
all right everyone since we just released Mufasa on the big screen it’s time to dominate the box office um sir we may have a problem what we’re Disney we never have problems in theaters it’s our competition sir Sonic ...
you called him a cheater earlier I was just joking around I don’t think the SEC paid players ever period I’m joking are we not is this not a fun show no no no serious serious football Alabama Jones is ...
a woman stepped into the street and began to dance uncontrollably in 1518 she danced for days without stopping and soon others joined her over 50 people were swept up in the bizarre dancing frenzy the dancers moved with such ...
nobody talks about the difference between being boy pretty versus girl pretty because back in high school pretty much all the girls in my grade had a crush on the same dude but this confused me because there were other ...
this is my student Nick recently he’s been annoying me because he’s been acting really sus look what I bought on Amazon what Nick what are you dude you got to stop with all this man you’re right get that ...
Snoop told me during the break he had a DNA test that found he is only 71% black that true unless my math is wrong if you’re 71% black you’re 29% not yofi he’s called a dog because he sleeps ...
well Daniel I have been teaching you piano for over 7 years now and I’m afraid I’ve taught you everything I know really yeah I mean you can play your scales extremely fast you know rock monov third you can ...
Harold pickles told me you’ve been sleeping here at the restaurant yeah so so it’s not a Airbnb what the hell you get on that one side of that big Booth it sleeps pretty good I long you been sleeping ...
you got some money don’t borrow to L till tomorrow just to tomorrow what wrong with you
I said to my wife I said listen I’m going to make a joke about Liam Gallagher and Liam Gallagher is going to be there and she said do not do that Liam Gallagher has a history of violence I ...