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I went out to dinner last night and got amazing service gas station hot dogs require service I didn’t have gas station hot dogs we went to petite oie and I got steak freets that place is fancy I lose ...

you probably couldn’t tell me the color of my socks with any greater accuracy than a carnival psychic charcoal gray he got one right you match them to the color of your suit to appear taller you also wear lifts ...

oh my God in the face really cry about it bro I want to be like this guy but I’m not good enough at Airsoft

no one talks about how crazy it is when the two most unexpected people you know start dating because there’s a foreign exchange student at my school who doesn’t speak any English so we have to use a translating website ...

hey babe babe what is that red light above the new building that they’re building I don’t see anything it’s a red blinking light that new building right there yeah I don’t hang on is like a helicopter in the ...

this was the worst birthday of my life I woke up really excited to check my phone but then I got sad because I realized I still haven’t hit 50 million subscribers my girlfriend tried to cheer me up by ...

I need a favor you got your table Club wants him raped a member’s mother need to get him clear of the kid in the cup in 5 minutes give him a reason to go to the bathroom you think ...

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