00:59

to me so soon I was just getting comfortable it’s lineup time but don’t worry once you get ided you’ll have plenty of time to get comfortable in prison 4 is my lucky number can I do that one instead ...

00:59

just chill just chill now let me see your [ __ ] phone I told you stop playing with me why would I told you stop playing with me why but why would you me like that told I don’t ...

00:23

I was recently in uh Phoenix Arizona and that place is hotter than here and it’s weird cuz they had like the prettiest women I’ve ever seen in my life and I thought to myself why is there so much ...

01:00

it’s impossible to lift this dumbbell and the first one of you to lift it was $11,000 let go let go I got that forearm straight if you know what I mean let’s go the reason it’s impossible to lift ...

01:00

I got your ring bro oh thank you lost a ring thank you for any of you guys out there who think that I can’t I could never get married you were wrong I got married Amanda pandemonium you ready ...

00:21

do you see this Justin trau in the water bottle you see that today what did he do put it up his Justin trau is asked about how he he and his family are doing a better job at not ...

00:59

help you officer please roll up your window my friend up front doesn’t like to talk to strangers that’s it out of the car your friends too come around the driver’s side here okay let me see some IDs I’m ...

01:00

you did not just hit my car yeah I did sorry about that looks like minor damage though don’t worry the city will pay for all the damages and Rental Car inconvenience yeah I’ll just need to get some of ...

01:01

rent is 300 a month wait there’s two bedrooms and a sun room yes Mom you could have an art studio and I could finally have my own room are you an artist I am well you know I never ...

00:16

well thanks for the ride really appreciate it hey you know you never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck oh yeah I makes the kids feel more comfortable yeah you you have ...

01:00

here come my daughters now daughters I’m Janice I’m py I’m [Applause] CL and that’s I’m sure you have a lot to say about your mother on this day tell me why you love her her apple pie is the ...

00:39

I want to be called Mystique damn I wanted to be called Mystique well tough I called it wao and I’m way more mysterious than you Darwin what about you well uh Darwin’s already a nickname and you know sort ...

00:19

have you ever apologized ever in your lifetime I fully think apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong if you’re not wrong like for instance they wanted me to apologize because I brought up illegal immigration ...

00:20

I am 74 years old life expectancy for men is 76 years life expectancy for women is 81 years I figure if I transition [Applause]