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Welcome to The Daily Show. My name is Jon Stewart, and I am risen from COVID hell. [CHEERING] First timer. First timer, did not care for it. I also want to welcome in all of our viewers who are probably ...

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by the way if Kamala wins we will make crayons big enough to fit inside your cck comfortably what a disgusting promise we don’t want this no one here wants this we want colored pencils in this guy’s penis we ...

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[Music] I want to have a go I don’t know man this is pretty hard I can handle it I’m four years old for it take I thought I was Stronger I’m just a weakly little boy dude give me ...

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I made a cero which one of you is Isabelle huh so Isabelle why do you go to school she’s homeschooled actually what about college I hadn’t given it much thought yet not everybody is destined for higher education I ...

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oh my God I’m stuck I mean damn I mean damn I’m stuck excuse me it’s only for kids my bad I’m a G right now my bad mom can you help me thank you thank you so much give ...

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and that biscuit it’s looking mighty succulent you looking real pretty with them baby seal eyes this get [ __ ] out of here he broke the guy’s arm but he didn’t want any trouble most guys they come in ...

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are you guys the one with the bike not going to kidnap me maybe [Music] oh what’s up with the ignition so somebody tried to steal it dude 3 Grand is a lot I’m not trying to get 3K for ...

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hi there stay back or Justin Bieber dies Justin Bieber he called you Justin Bieber oh hold on wait wait wait okay let’s just talk let’s russle right fire fist firefist ooh that’s a great name where does it burn ...

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yo you want to hit the bag with me no I don’t want to break it bro what do you mean you’re like the same size as me bro there’s no chance you’ll break it all right let me try ...

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oh he looks like he’s sleep they keep their eyes open all the time okay [Music]

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I’m officially surrendering myself over to you lieutenant rain you [ __ ] cuffed Colonel’s hands behind his back oh it’s that really necessary I’m a slave to appearances scal Herman where are you mad what have you done I ...

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want to see a magic trick oh no where’d it go where’d it go is it here no out here there it is oh that doesn’t look anything like a nose that wasn’t there this [Music] morning get that to ...

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look anything like that right there yes same brand much older a c oh for p [Music] sake I’m pretty sure you boys will make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire or you ...