yo dude I had this crazy dream last night that would make for an insane horror movie Let’s Hear It picture this all right blind monsters who can’t see you but they can hear you so you have to be ...

hey roll up gas and you’re going to bump that rear quarter panel okay if a dude is having bro talk Surfer bro voice with you during an intense situation listen to that guy cuz he’s dealt with this before ...

so you would do anything for like all the illegal we have to be fair guys this is great I think we found a new home for you guys what guys here you go that your best I don’t understand ...

did you all see this will trickle down to hardworking people I take a very different approach I believe that the middle class deserves a tax cut and I believe that we will do a lot for this country by ...

hey watch the news tonight okay we got a j schlatt edit what which all of them a few moments ago Buckingham Palace announced the death of her majesty com Elizabeth II no no comment on this one fellas I ...

you killed my brother you cowardly son of a gunned him down when he wasn’t hardly looking I want to see you outside we an iron things have a way escalating out here in the west with one thing leading ...

baby you want the extra mile for us today don’t think I didn’t notice you want a quick Ren tag just to say I appreciate the offer but I’m going to I’m going to politely decline if that’s okay well ...

Chris where you been you were supposed to be back an hour ago I was out sing crack not all my early attempts at comedy were a success just kidding find a job working at who’s who name you get ...

you’re like a mouse trying to be an elephant it’s just wrong you know I worked way too freaking hard for this a lot of people work really really hard for their dreams but it’s not meant for everybody that’s ...

watch the four of clubs see it looks like I’m dealing the four of clubs but it’s still here in the deck wait how are you doing that I’m watching bottom dealing have you heard it’s the same thing but ...

why do people have such weird group chat names like I don’t think I’ve ever met a friend group that has a normal one it’s always got to be something freaky and I would know cuz I get added to ...

Dylan over there killed 15 women 14 15 Edith Johnson died 3 months later of her injuries of an infection she got in the hospital where she was being treated I don’t count her as a kill I have a ...

where did you say Obama is he said he’s going to hey boys I’m in Mexico okay this is my chance Joe can you press the six red button on your presidential desk please Sure hold up Joe I don’t ...

all you got to do is follow the lady I’m mixing fast but if your eyes are faster you win simple as that ladies in the middle got good peers pal want to double up buddy sure okay I think ...

stop you can only take one giant Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup I know one double giant Reese’s cup that’s a great idea one triple giant Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup give me those I’m the biggest of the big BS one ...