for the last time we need to have you come off the aircraft now this is ridiculous I paid for this seat I understand but you were the last to check in and we need to make room for a ...

no more parking problems if you own this little number this car is equipped with the latest sh stop toe touch hydraulic brakes just barely touch these brakes you stop each year the trend has been toward a wider front ...

hey M I found this pack of cigarettes in my drawer cigarettes yeah I don’t know whose they are but they’re not mine and I want to get in trouble for it so here you go not mine they’re not ...

I’m sick and tired of this I can’t take this anymore stop crying shut up shut your ass up Martha do you hear how how much he’s crying shut Martha shut up Martha shut up Martha don’t hit the baby ...

dude every time I pick my wife up from this one friend’s house she says the same thing like watch she’s going to say it hey sweetie hey babe to be honest I’m like really in the mood right now ...

why is your clan tag 662 that’s my area code your area code says 662 Mississippi yeah brother that’s that’s my area oh [ __ ] what up what part you from man hey what’ you say buddy said what ...

POV dating a short King can we take a break baby a short King you just wait on me hi my name is Miss Ryan and I want to show you what I did in front of a class of ...

oh wow thank you how you folks doing not so good we got a flat flat tire my husband isn’t too handy so didn’t your daddy teach you how to change a tire no that’s why I’m Googling it yeah ...

do you mind doing an Asian accent sure no problem ready when you are sorry I don’t know where the rice is could you add more accent sorry I don’t know no no now you’re just being louder are you ...

right what in the ice machine what is what was that to the what it filled it all the way what we I need to go back was it like a a slush puppy right what we SL what we ...

fire rescue somebody called cuz they were feeling weak yeah it was me oh hey uh so what happened before you started feeling this way I was trying to help my friend put a bandage on his finger but I ...

so you drove up here in the 4 sixes truck uh yes sir my fiance will drive it back with her when she goes fiance yes sir huh and now the fiance is going to drive back and you’re not ...

explores the hood let’s go to the party in Spanish we say Sal can you say Get Off My Block Kid Block time to get the map I’m the map Dora according to my location we own this block you ...

uh who ordered the Korean boy bear I’m looking for Han Le Bal big Bal stupid you’re looking for Han just Han are you trying to collect the whole set you kind of look like this Korean pop star named ...

so the last time I pulled this prank it got like two or 300 million views and my girlfriend is extremely afraid of the dart so I thought it’d be funny if I pulled this prank on my girlfriend Oh ...