can my dog play with your dog yeah what the what the can’t be here that’s not a wor he doesn’t bite I don’t care no he’s super well trained like party train and everything that not a dog he ...

the funny thing about this joke is that the more time passes the better it gets did you hear the [Applause] story about the kid who was outside the Democratic fundraiser selling kittens when the people came out from the ...

you don’t have to buckle your seat belt on the bus you have to in a car this is like more dangerous freaking walk around I can do whatever I freaking want oh did I hit a kid or was ...

piece of garbage son of a [ __ ] sir I need to see your hands right now hey you want to see my hands show me your hands huh there’s my hands hey drop the gun a coward drop ...

to win a wooden wand with eight charges oh Gideon torbeck has seen that wand before Clementine owns wand it moves around a lot and makes noises she’s excited by this my Tor isn’t sure yeah you don’t recognize the ...

check it out Holmes you said if I ever got a 100 on a test you throw me a party nice try loser I bet you made up a fake test check out the watermark all right here’s a mistake ...

and oh what is that R it’s Chinese food my mom made get it out of here oh my god dude that smells nasty Ed why are you eating so much I’m hungry didn’t you eat your lunch today yeah ...

okay what if I just wish for a million dollars what are you a tween in a ’90s movie a billion dollars ah but you didn’t specify USD so I’d give you a billion Jamaican dollars which at the current ...

1 2 3 as soon as they turn [Laughter] what wait are you telling me they’ve been doing blackface the whole time

you know do you know my last name by the way shik do you know my full last name what is your full last name sh llov say that again llov and one more time llov thank you

what the hell is barbacoa it’s a steak that you cook underground oh you cook meat in the dirt here oh hell no Ellen who’d you call this time you crazy lady oh you better call the police that man ...

you got anything that screens white power that screen white powder mm what do you mean white powder white power you know what it means brother that scream white P power I thought said powder oh powder no we’re not ...

hey Bernie I bet you 20 bucks in case he misses this field goal I don’t bet betting for suckers well make it like a dollar or something you know who cares no big deal fine oh see there you ...

when you’re working with a child actor you you first thing you think is I want to take my life with fire this was like the exact opposite experience she was such a doll but I remember I was nervous ...