have you been drinking I beg your pardon do you smell I I smell alcohol where the hell do you get off accusing me of something like that George you’re out of line you know there are rules for a ...
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what would you do if a little kid’s mom tried to pepper spray you because that’s what happened to me today I was minding my own business and then a little kid comes up to me and says your shirt ...
what are you doing here taking you home from your shoulder surgery oh boy he’s on that surgery slurpie this is about to get real honest how you feeling I can’t feel my arm y’all ever tripped on that truth ...
oh [ __ ] off me I ad just called down here and asked he can see you up on Kirk Avenue at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow oh yeah doesn’t sound like anything you can’t handle uh nice DC you got ...
honey I don’t want to keep bringing this up but could you stop making these I don’t like them very much well I hate to break it to you but I’ve got another one in the oven I don’t want ...
excuse me what the [ __ ] are you doing I’m trimming a lawn my nephew does The Lawns in this neighborhood I’ve been working this neighborhood for 26 years are you [ __ ] deaf I said my nephew ...
I’d like one ticket to Alaska please one way has the 410 flight to Alaska left yet I’m afraid so that that’s it right there hey Quagmire it’s me meet me at the clam and 20 that sounds great Peter ...
long have you been a pilot for 43 years wow what shape is the planet flat we’re supposed to keep it a secret oh God
K English or Spanish English first one to move is gay the hope you find peace for yourself new boyfriend a’t going fail the you moved already so you G I didn’t move
this man placed $1,000 on the edge of the pool and told his friends that whoever catches it first can keep it at first nobody could reach it but finally they came up with the idea to lie down in ...
what if I wish for access to all the world’s books ah but your glasses break I don’t wear glasses uh then your eyeballs fall out come on just come on with that what if I wish to be happy ...
nard War you’ve been in this town long enough to know get him the out of here man we’re not going to sit here and off all day I wish you’d shut up man you’re not funny you fing piece ...
the [ __ ] you little Hoppers doing on my a [ __ ] you are you probably setting up to snatch a purse the [ __ ] back on the reservation where your black asses belong how you feeling ...
why your knees we down up cuz I’m long legged okay Mr sir I’m a real authentic model this is what models usually look like me them knees too far from the hips to be real no man hell no ...