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[Music] wait Christmas is tomorrow okay it’s time for bed this is impossible a guitar oh my [Music] gosh it’s 6:00 a.m. it’s Christmas can we open presents please it’s way too early go back to bed hello darkness my ...

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Merry Christmas kids time for your gifts heck yeah let’s go I’m so excited you first back W it’s Legos wo it’s Legos from fortnite this is so cool thanks Dad no problem now it’s time for [Music] yours what ...

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this comedian made the best joke of 2024 you hear about the woman who burned down the abortion clinic in Wyoming a couple months ago when when she burned down the only abortion clinic in Wyoming it was 2 weeks ...

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no petting no pet can I pet real quick that you know that could be sexual battery right I could take you to jail I asked you just saying well now I know what you ask for I know kids ...

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House’s page whoa I would do her in a minute with fudge and a cherry on top would someone please explain to this woman there’s only so many apologies he has run to LED his inhibition where’s house it’s like ...

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did anybody tell you that you were black no I’m white oh we’re in the world’s most racist town in America and that is Harrison Arkansas or zinc if you can’t beat them join them I’m white racist and blind ...

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okay cut wow Neil Armstrong hey wait a minute you’re supposed to be on the moon I just saw it on TV oh there’s a uh tape delay and uh all solar whims [Music]

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this joke’s probably not going to make it but here here’s what all right here’s this one now I’m going to try if you see it just know I want an argument cuz I think it’s good but all right ...

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so this comedian accidentally landed on the famous rapper Eminem in the worst possible way one day but although Eminem was Furious and just stormed out of the event for good no one ever could have expected what happened next ...

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oh my gosh there are so many I can’t tell which ones are ours Kitty you don’t pick your Cube because then you’d go home with your own husband and and who wants that oh my God you’re swingers red ...

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you know I’ve been told I got a screw loose but this is just crazy you want one what one what a screw hell old are you old enough Mike need a clean up on a whatever hey hold up ...

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which one’s the real one and which one’s the fake one um this one which one’s the real one and which one’s the fake one wait if you think this the real one like the video If you think this ...

you going to pay for that huh you going to pay for that yeah where huh you going to pay for it godamn come on bud come on get out come on get out go off you just Jack

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surprise shorty

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this is a robbery everybody get on ground if this [ __ ] moves sh him in the eye dad I don’t want to do this you have to next week we’re buying a zebra dad there’s no time to ...