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3 2 1 go Christmas tree yes tree house yeah yes house fire yes no it’s not yes it is fire truck yes uh truck truck truck start truck start no truck stand no truck truck letter um uh T ...

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mom you are only allowed to scream like that Taylor is the thief what are you talking about this this crop top shirt she’s wearing is actually my regularly crop shirt I’ve let you leave the house in that no ...

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no no no no stay away no somebody help me dir gently you are a dead man who’s who’s dir gently you’re not JK gently no what are you kidding me right now then why did you run you have ...

01:01

can you start on my ha but swee it doesn’t even show but I am going to go over you with a lint roller I want to be a princess what all you’ve talked about for the last 4 months ...

00:47

how much for the ashtray I don’t know what’s the tag say 50 cents there’s a chip in it well that’s why it’s lying on a blanket on my lawn next to some old corn on the cob handles I’ll ...

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he did it run son break off yep neutral Che I don’t believe this it’ll work Phillip hurry do you know how many pieces I can make to buy this car hey how we going to stop

00:47

so I was thinking we should open our Christmas presents early huh what’ you say no yeah yeah no bad idea yeah cool totally it’s an iPad isn’t it it’s an iPad right you’ll find out I can tell please ...

00:51

yep yep yep got you on camera yep got you on camera who’s this who’s this you are crazy who is this this is my father your father who is you that the question is who the hell is you ...

01:00

ah huh ah ah guys there’s Pacific poison oak on this tree I’m allergic to pafic poison oak I can’t I can’t breathe what’s that this dude is having like a whack reaction I give an EpiPen an epen granny ...

00:59

we’re going to test your superpowers you don’t believe me punch me in the stomach right here come on punch me in the stomach let’s just stick to the water but one 2 three pull your hand out when it ...

01:00

you should be aware young man that we haven’t settled on the pick yet that’s cool I haven’t settled on the team yet but he’s not opposed to a fair offer either are you son this is a draft not ...

00:54

your dad is your superhero yes how many genders are there I don’t know I just got here you love her yes are you willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her uh no it has been determined ...

00:32

1980 Shovelhead I ran one of those things under the ground it’ll probably be the relay son Who you calling son oh your gals H gals come on no time we dyes on bikes oh okay well so you think ...

01:00

look Dropout this coupon says 20 cents off the athletes foot cream so pay up is there a problem here this sad little man has fusy feet but won’t stand stac Mr Foreman his coupon expired oh that’s all right ...

01:38

so you’re about to meet my friend Tucker fair warning don’t mention any vowels or he’ll freak out what what do you mean by that you know the vowels AE i o and I understand that but every word has ...