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pumpkin carving is a lot of fun but what if you’re one of those guys who’s not allowed to have sharp objects well here’s what you do first I take this glue stick see then I just draw a scary ...

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people are finding ways to be mad about this comedian’s joke what he did was so cool that Biden got co go back look at the timeline of everything again Trump survived an assassination attempt and Biden got covid we ...

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this has to be the funniest reason anyone’s ever been banned in a video game you see it all starts with this gamer called Josh who one morning woke up checked his email and found that his Xbox account was ...

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