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join me in the bedroom just for a second why because one of them is right outside the kitchen door I want you to call 911 you good yeah I’ll set the table 911 officer in trouble 2273 Lake View ...

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you love science how many digits of piie do you know like more than you probably possibly actually I only know 12 I know 13 okay but my son knows 100 your son yeah what’s his name his uh name ...

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I want to dedicate this next joke to my boo scarla johans oh no oh my God she’s so genuinely worried hey boo uh y’all know Scarlet just celebrated her 40th birthday which which means I’m about to get up ...

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Well, as you can tell from that joke, it’s Christmas and we have a tradition here on update. We’re saying. Right. Haha. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You’re you’re applauding. Now, we give each other jokes to read. Yeah. We’re making each ...

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Happy Thanksgiving guys I’m which one of you fat ass [ __ ] took the turkey oh Goten watch your mouth we’re at the dinner table turkey’s in my stomach little [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you ...

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uh what’s uh what’s the best kind of firework to buy wouldn’t you like to know weather boy where are your parents kid sketchy back to you guys I mean look I I read today about a 10-year-old uh girl ...

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what the hell kind of monitor is that what is this guy is that like a paneled monitor oh oh it’s screen privacy things for phones that is smart that way you can’t that guy just looked over trying to ...

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all right everyone since we just released Mufasa on the big screen it’s time to dominate the box office um sir we may have a problem what we’re Disney we never have problems in theaters it’s our competition sir Sonic ...

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I was telling the truth about Indian hell and arh you shut up and take it like a man yeahuh hello is this Mr Duffy yeahuh I’m The Man in the car in This ferocious machine of yours I work ...

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you really are not that guy okay so what would you wish for no one’s ever asked me that before an easy one though I’d wish to be free 10,000 years I have never once ever called a master friend ...

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I’ll have the big one you sure it’s $79 unless I finish it in an hour in which case it’s free it’s an 80 o steak I’m hungry big On’s up this place doesn’t take credit cards my meal is ...

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this boy kept bringing out hammers from nowhere while they were performing who John John I’m so sorry [Music] John everyone was surprised because no one knew what he was up to by bringing those hammers on stage go back ...