I shall Grant you three wishes but be warned for any wish may come with a dumb loophole or catch yeah yeah know I know I’m very prepared for that thought this through okay check this out wish number one ...

said don’t you [ __ ] touch me what we got here some track marks you a junky Miss rich girl relax this junk ain’t going to do [ __ ] you raped me [ __ ] touch her get ...

let’s discuss sleeping Arrangements you two can sleep out here and Max and I will sleep in her bed does that work for you okay oh sorry I left my bra you’re bra job stop acting like a child I’m ...

[Music] what’s P don’t mind me just watching what did he say

I do have to go to the bathroom though Jess really has been amazing she even set up surgery for me to have my hip fixed I think I’ve really found true love I’m here for Brian Griffin well this ...

Kai if you’re hearing this m he hearing it listen he listening we a Belong Together belong get it through your skull stupid oh calm down with all that yep he get to say it cuz you said N I ...

here you’re going to need an incentive to get all my pills by tomorrow I can’t get all 20 but once I get out it just wouldn’t be good for my health what is it fire house we got to ...

yo you called me I seen your um your name and a contact and I just have a question not to be weird or anything I’m not like a weird fan I just have a question for you miss um ...

if you don’t have one of these in your helicopter man what are you even doing as you can tell by the video the helicopter is male

hey schlat pad heard you wanted some bedroom here’s mine in 15 seconds or less all right bed nightstand thing that goes this cat whiskey fun pop

did you guys notice Sam did you notice it’s your favorite thing wait what did you notice your favorite thing did you see it no no wow the magic of knowing where the audience is going to look and not ...

who was it that asked him the question at the debates you’ve said horrible things about women you’ve called them fat you called them pigs those only Rosie odonnell it crushes women you don’t like fat pigs dogs she she ...

suddenly this boy cuts open a milk packet with scissors that an elderly woman had just bought while she was buying vegetables he quickly pours the milk into his glass grabs some food and runs away the elderly woman Furious ...

so wait are you leaving town oh right it’s a ghost town no one’s here oh that’s something coming into town and now they’re going away oh wait someone’s hat that’s something okay a driverless car coming into town that’s ...

the family that lives in this house spends $1 million a day wow it’s a nice house and I have to do whatever they say for the next 24 hours you stole my necklace and the family that lives in ...