you got some money don’t borrow to L till tomorrow just to tomorrow what wrong with you

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actually gave me a list of rules I’m going to ignore them but I thought it’d be good to read them out okay this is real okay no profanity that’s fine I’ve got a huge vocabulary no nudity see that’s ...

I said to my wife I said listen I’m going to make a joke about Liam Gallagher and Liam Gallagher is going to be there and she said do not do that Liam Gallagher has a history of violence I ...

all right Missy humiliate that boy Jill why don’t you put your book down and watch your sister play it looks like everyone’s just standing there if Missy throws one more strike they’ll win and then we can go home ...

okay trust fall who I got you okay my turn nope I can’t see let me know where to go okay I got you walk and take a right good job okay my turn tell me where to go just ...

dude we just had a guy come in here and drop the N word man we cannot be laughing about this [ __ ] right now oh I don’t think that shit’s funny at all what I do is if ...

wow what’s happening boy I don’t like this the zookeeper’s here Steve everything’s going to be okay I never said everything’s going to be okay it’s going to kill him oh hold tight Steve the Handler’s on his way that’s ...

[Music] kissy face kissy face to your phone but I’m trying to kiss your lips for real uh-huh uh-huh red hearts red hearts that’s what I’m on yeah come get me something I can feel don’t you want me like ...

Mia you better hide your baby or I’m just playing you hide that big forehead I was just joking do you love her yes are you willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her no Kanye West you ...

you’ve polished your boots before everyone else how on God’s Good Earth did you accomplish that miracle I just did it exactly the way you told me to remove laces pull tongue forward apply polish pull tongue backward buff replace ...

this one is from Grandma and Grandpa I think yeah I love that um Merry Christmas Matt we love you so much wow thank you guys that is really sweet oh and I think there should be some cash in ...

I’m buddy what can I get you Douglas her steak burun into a crisper bloody as hell bloody as hell and oh yeah look at this Vanilla Coke what about you Peggy soup dward Kirby Burger bloody a $5 Shake ...

this is why I’m no longer friends with Ninja one shot nice you po that have a many I will double res this bad boy come here courage courage wait wait wait come here come here buddy oh my God ...

what’s the problem there’s a python in here okay well see you fellas later isn’t that sort of your job my brother is my boss I cannot be fired so I don’t care I got this you I’m going to ...