you ever wor you’ll get crushed under here you got some place to be something to do not really all right we’ll make yourself useful sure happy to come here hold this what is transmission fluid recirculator got it do ...

hey Dad on my way to work thought I’d stop and say hi things are all good down here sure they’re good up there cuz you know heaven and such looked in on Mom and Missy yesterday they’re doing all ...

I can’t find my daughter she’s dressed like Stitch ma’am she’s she’s right over there no there were two kids dressed as Stitch police invest now buddy get in on the ground floor and I’ll make you rich what I’m ...

nobody talks about how scary it is when your friend doesn’t change their personality around your parents because there’s this kid at my school that I really liked hanging out with but he liked to make really an appropriate jokes ...

what you giveing him extra for what’s wrong with me nothing mind in your own business wouldn’t cure you got that white coat you just the class three work the same as me I’m making more than you don’t think ...

dude you’re British I bet you can’t even say bottle of water challenge accepted oh God Bott bottle of water what I knew it well at least our schools don’t look like fortnite Battle Royale what they do not

it looks like toxic waste and it smells like toxic waste what does it taste like delicious fig pudding ooh that’s good but a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste so the machine produces a few toxic byproducts you don’t have ...

you cannot make this up Donald Trump just announced that JD Vance is going to be his vice president oh boy you cannot make you cannot make this cannot make this what I love about this is that this is ...

we’re going to share the prefix with the filet we don’t allow sharing on the prefix which is stated on the menu if you would just read well that’s stupid I don’t make the rules Terry’s being a psycho about ...

hey Dad you ever had a boss you didn’t like I never had one I did like why you having trouble with Doc no I love Doc it’s his girlfriend who’s whoa whoa son stop right there that’s Doc’s woman ...

excuse me sir plane isn’t even moving sir take your seat the bag is going to have to wait you have to stay come on sorry sitting now I know it’s been a long way to everyone but what’s the ...

Donald Trump asked Joe Rogan for an endorsement to his face during their three-hour podcast do me a favor do you know Elon Musk yes he endorsed me by the way he gave me the nicest endorsement too this the ...

bro I’m so excited about this costume part I know man me too me too oh wait what I forgot my hat I’ll be right back man hurry up you going to be late what the no B please whatever ...