Donald Trump asked Joe Rogan for an endorsement to his face during their three-hour podcast do me a favor do you know Elon Musk yes he endorsed me by the way he gave me the nicest endorsement too this the ...

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you look ridiculous like that not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me okay rail I’m Dr Hartman you look a little young how old are you uh 13 14 15 but he didn’t force himself on ...

my favorite video is a guy farting during Oppenheimer the when they press it it’s like three two it’s just silent before the bomb goes off there’s a video a guy farting like six people are in the theater there’s ...

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can you remind us how you got your uniform torn three Halloweens ago uh if you get dispatched to a loud party make sure they know you’re not the stripper

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whoa looks like a horse took a dump in Ronnie’s diaper you’re going to need Federal a to clean that up Ronnie honey did a doooo grenade go off in your diaper you’re going to change it that’s not my ...

I’m going to play a video of someone attempting to do a stunt and then I want you to guess if they completed the stunt or they fall on their face okay let me see how high if he do ...

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showed us the crackhead chucking competition this dude thre 20 ft he goes I want to thank God for blessing me with the talent throwing damn 12′ 9 in that’s not bad is this the same yeah it’s got be ...

good evening tonight we’re going to have a nice quick class on Bridges there are six types of bridges beam Camp lever heart suspension and two others you got to land on both sides water in the middle see yall ...