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I do not want to go to school tomorrow why am I nervous I’ve been coming here for 5 years I forgot my summer homework oh my God oh my God when have I ever done my summer homework when ...

-Kamala Harris accepted the Democratic nomination to cap off a raucous convention that clearly got under Donald Trump’s skin. Also, Mike Lindell showed up and lost a debate with a 12-year-old. For more on this, it’s time for "A Closer ...

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Mr leadin you’re being sued for breach of contract whatever present your case your honor this man rubbed me out phrasing he agreed to free me with his last wish but now he’s refusing to use it my hopes and ...

I got a lady in my building right she’s kind of like a Karen right Joe I love her because she does I want her to do somebody’s loud somebody’s having a crazy party I know Danielle’s got it like ...

Theo Von drops his Donald Trump interview gets 5 million views in less than 24 hours on YouTube but the uh line that’s taking the Internet by storm is Donald Trump talking to theovon about cocaine comedy cold how did ...

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