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Mia you better hide your baby or I’m just playing you hide that big forehead I was just joking do you love her yes are you willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her no Kanye West you ...
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you’ve polished your boots before everyone else how on God’s Good Earth did you accomplish that miracle I just did it exactly the way you told me to remove laces pull tongue forward apply polish pull tongue backward buff replace ...
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this one is from Grandma and Grandpa I think yeah I love that um Merry Christmas Matt we love you so much wow thank you guys that is really sweet oh and I think there should be some cash in ...
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I’m buddy what can I get you Douglas her steak burun into a crisper bloody as hell bloody as hell and oh yeah look at this Vanilla Coke what about you Peggy soup dward Kirby Burger bloody a $5 Shake ...
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this is why I’m no longer friends with Ninja one shot nice you po that have a many I will double res this bad boy come here courage courage wait wait wait come here come here buddy oh my God ...
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what’s the problem there’s a python in here okay well see you fellas later isn’t that sort of your job my brother is my boss I cannot be fired so I don’t care I got this you I’m going to ...
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I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn’t by my side could have SW I was screaming why do [Music] y what is he my life [Music] my what the what you think ...
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sir for Hygiene purposes can you remove your food from the C freaking weirdo okay that comes out to $ 24861 what dollar yes sir I have $38 what can I get for that the [ __ ] oh [ ...
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I can hear men’s thoughts because of my gift James I know you are not worthy of my friend Mari what are you talking about you need to know before you jump the B that he slept with your cousin ...
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oh man another Valentine’s Day ruin my money is on somebody’s dick stuck in something or something stuck in some girl’s yooo all right hey man remember to knock I know go MFD yes please come in oh thank God ...
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what’s your favorite Christmas movie The Grinch which Grinch the Jim Carrey one thank God I’m going to say it die hard is a Christmas movie Home Alone clearly wins the staying power Crown but I will argue to this ...
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remove any part of your body our furry friend will copy you exactly I’m a little out here is my handle here is my [Music] spout that dog’s a riot uh let me see I’ll make him an all for ...
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what uh what are you what are you doing what’s your dream that came true I’m a pilot [Music] okay what airline I’m not saying that’s the spirit I’m sure if it was United or Delta she would have said ...