how many we don’t need tickets ma’am oh of course you don’t First Responders is getting free really can we just get around of there please sorry hey tell me that’s not hail nope that’s gorilla hail hey everybody takeover ...
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Excuse Me Miss there’s a hair in my meatloaf this never happens allg we got a h34 at T2 a hair that’s impossible let me put some pants on I am so sorry that you ordered the meatloaf shouldn’t he ...
hey who broke my favorite coffee cup not me not me mommy it was the oldest what don’t listen to him it was actually him I’m sorry son but this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you ...
you didn’t see who did any of this did you what oh broke my front window you put all this trash in the yard you buy the place no just renting spending a lot of money if it’s not yours ...
hello Chicago and welcome to the Late Show I’m your host Steven colar we are we are we are live we are live right there that proves it live after night three of the Democratic National Convention broadcasting broadcasting from ...
Yeah! Let’s do this. Welcome to The Daily Show. I am Jordan Klepper. Oh. Oh. Oh. And we are here in Chicago, everybody. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Oh, wait. Oh, wait. I got to say, I got to say, this week ...
come on come on let’s go they can’t hear you they can’t see you just let this play out well who am I taking wait and see which one he’s an agonizing pain right ah yes give me a minute ...
mom I got my period are you serious are you being dead ass with me yes no no say it is it so don’t worry don’t worry got the cookies don’t hurt us bra so hard this month God please ...
my friends and I used to like to smoke weed and then go to Olive Garden for their unlimited soup salad and bread stick sto one night I walk in super stoned and the first person I see is my ...
your sign’s broken we’re already in Australia actually sir the embassy is considered American soil sir really now I’m in Australia now I’m in America Australia America Australia call that a knife this is a knife that’s not a knife ...
[Music] what in your opinion is the most underrated salad [Laughter] dressing thank you I needed that man
not the number for me man that’s not the number no M cheap cheap cheap and it’s not $80 Danel it’s $60 it’s not 80 learn how to do math [ __ ] 940 you [ __ ] [ __ ...
