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could be worse you want to switch okay R look I don’t believe it the aliens killed the dinosaur the devices you wear will trigger in 60 seconds the switch on the wall behind Cindy will disable them but where ...

green light oh my God I thought that was you you probably get this a lot but I am a huge fan really all right girl let’s do this Give Me Your Best Shot oh [ __ ] those bullets ...

we had to shave off about 1/4 inch of leg bone and already save the legs you mean I’m shorter I’m a/4 of an inch shorter it’s quarter in it’s not a big deal I am under 53 I am ...

[Applause] thank you ladies and gentlemen up here down there everybody in the middle welcome thank you my friends please relax yourself welcome one and all in here out there to the Late Show I’m your host Steven colar and ...

wait why do they look familiar wait the ones who fed the complaint against Maron the same oh yeah Mr and Mrs Gerald as I live and breathe oh you’ve got to be kidding me are you hurt no we’re ...

[Music] how does someone make something up like that it’s like me saying oh sorry my gingerness just randomly kicked in in the middle of the video

do you have any desire to understand what many people of color and even trans people um how they feel about this country and how they’re treated in this country no

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Theo Von just got Donald Trump on the podcast after interviewing Bernie Sanders the week before do you like Bernie is he are you friends with him or something no i’ met him the other day I like was that ...

phone don’t yell at me give me the phone I give me the phone I here’s your choice you give me the phone and you might get it back in 8 minutes or I take it to the office and ...

fear not BOGO I will gladly give my life defending you and our home from this foul and true you stick I was too quick to judge this new person has won me over I can’t recall what put me ...

I said I tell you what we’ll be here all night I tell you what why don’t you just take me back to your hotel room for 2 hours and I’ll pay you $11,000 in cash in advance she said ...

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