dad what is wrong with her I challenged her to get to 100,000 steps in a week that’s so easy without shoing I get I get the challenge she’s 1,000 steps from Glory like the rest of you she was ...
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I I can’t believe I’m asking this but are you taped down there yep the Beast is in the cage hey Iris listen rookie on game nights we go by our nicknames I’m luck of the iris Stevie Wonder Bra ...
wait why does my reflection look so old well because this mirror reflects one year into the future I look this old in one year you didn’t wear enough sunscreen well then I’m going to go to the store and ...
you’re hanging off the side of the plane how many takes did you do we did eight takes you don’t know the story there’s a giant cargo plane you’re hanging off the side of it and it takes off how ...
12 13 where’s Kevin 14 it’s a good thing I have my own ticket just in case you guys try to ditch me we have to close up here they’re ready to go he dropped his boarding pass this plane ...
Pretend This is a weapon this is a death pillow okay one okay then I hit the table throw then it becomes a ninja star and I throw it okay get ready I’ll say action action
who are you Jesus Christ oh that was personal I’m sorry the light shined on you baby I’m sorry you look like the lady from off uh Game of Thrones I’ve been W to do something to her my whole ...
I left you a voicemail and you haven’t called me back I’m doing homework so you want to break up with me why would you think that I want to break up with you why do you have that animal ...
did you know for $11,000 you could rent a plane and put any message behind that plane and if you happen to be hanging out with kaat you could make it a message special to him and if you happened ...
you play again nope out of money I’m just going to wait for my drink who had the full glass of gold schogger ah sorry can’t tip I’m going to take this up to my room almost time for lunch ...
just so you know kids under 11 eat free damn too bad I’m 16 sh he’s 10 okay well let me just get your orders what are you get Dad I’m not hungry oh okay what about you I would ...
the fact that Trump brought this up to his generals and they still decided to proceed tells you everything you need to know Taliban is here Isis is here and they’re fighting each other I said why don’t you let ...
I just did something crazy this is Carter hi I turned him into the grin he’s actually had this on for 12 hours we’re going to be attempting to take this off let’s start with the easy part oh my ...
so I had dinner with Tom Cruz years ago after he did that thing out out of the building I kind of cornered him and I said hey tell me about this like I’m afraid of heights how did you ...