while you were Governor what is something you said or did that you knew was a lie come on answer it I don’t know if I can say that when the governor signs bills or vetos them so when you ...
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good morning Miss Johnson Mark we’re doing reports on health and you brought a whole bag of chips you’ll understand when I give my report well all right then class Mark’s going to give his report first come on okay ...
I present to you the kid cone a full-size Traffic Safety cone for kids it cost about $30 to make and we’re selling them for $29.99 does that hurt the child’s head who cares really I mean a child is ...
guys if you’re going to smoke Take It Outside [ __ ] the matter you don’t speak English who the [ __ ] are you the owner is a dear friend of ours that should be enough for you too ...
what’s that it’s a tattoo gun I want a tattoo guy you want a tattoo yeah bro you can’t give him a tattoo he’s a little kid what do you want a tattoo of the Punisher the punish okay yeah ...
what’s that it’s a tattoo gun I want a tattoo guy you want a tattoo yeah bro you can’t give him a tattoo he’s a little kid what do you want a tattoo of the Punisher the punish okay yeah ...
want to see something cool this is a lock chain if you’ve got anything from a power plant to a construction site and you need to give a bunch of different people access just chain pad loocks together it’s access ...
Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes. Welcome to Saturday Night Live. This is the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. Been around for 50 years. I want to congratulate Lorne Michaels on ...
how come he don’t die I shot him lots of times she wasn’t really trying to kill him she was she was just trying to stop him she was only trying to stop him so that cut on her face ...
what do you think oh it’s like Christmas in a cup it really is I’m all about it happy holidays everyone it’s disgusting [Music]
you going to block the road my wife’s going to be home in a minute she you driver license yeah but you going to block the road and keep my wife out of the driveway is that like a reasonable ...
did you hear that what was that oh my God I see someone in the house come on let’s hide in the closet I like your dress by the way thank you it has kitties on it yeah wait I’m ...
is that your man is your best friend you never how long you going to keep leaning him on like this you’re paying this whole bill don’t pay the whole bill you exling as first as first everybody say if ...
yo hurry up hurry up right behind you whoa just go just go no way thank you wait guys wait for me yo no don’t save yourself cool are you serious what never mind just leave me here to die ...
[Music] sixth graders twins what are you doing in the girls room seat Soaker no I didn’t mean to come in here I need Sanctuary pink spray paint give that back that’s for Skinner’s office if you fill up a ...