putting a gumball machine of vodka in my parents house when I saw this giant gumball machine I knew it was perfect for the house but I know my parents don’t care about gumballs so I filled it up with ...

hey hey what he probably do not get do not get up in my face like this you don’t want you do not want man to man we can’t talk man to man I don’t think huh that’s possible that’s ...

I didn’t know black I ate [ __ ] I started High School when Obama first was elected so I’m all about so I’m all about making a change in M Negros you know what I’m saying I got good ...

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no man what you doing get used to it you’re the one at the bottom now no I’m not yeah you are it’s my turn and according to the lunch monitor it kicked him in the groinal area shoved puting ...

you want to fool around really I thought you were all pissed off I am that turned you on maybe oh dang it y’all left this on the coffee table sleep okay I did know you could have turned off ...

what’s the [Music] matter your nephew Christopher did this he hit you what before what’s the differ he was a little prick going to ring his NE where is he he’s been using drugs yeah who’s this where’s Christopher your ...

okay double click on my computer I can see your computer no no click on my computer on your computer how can I click on your computer for my computer there is an icon labeled my computer on your computer ...

oh my God Jimmy’s on the wrong bench crap oh what are you doing get out go stop him ta is right there they see me you was screw get out I’ll do something hey I thought that was you ...

I meant to buy normal mustard and when I got home I realized I bought honey mustard is it cool if I just go swap it I don’t give a flying homeboy you’re back man crazy did you go to ...

one more I’m sorry I don’t know I’m not looking for any trouble and I will pop your head open like a melon I have killed other men the one you know about the three that attacked me and my ...

you’re calling from outer space well let me see if I can get you reconnected I’m not sure I have a few minutes is there anything I can help you with unless you can cure acute radiation Syndrome from 300 ...

watch what happens when this honest guy spotted a mistake on the price is right there uh there’s a light on back here that I don’t think you should have on ah yes you have it off now good boy ...