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gangsters what’s up guys Nicolo was just wearing these tight white pants with this black chees string it was so sweet uh it’s 10:33 I told her what time it was at lunch I’m going to pick up my brand ...

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think fast 64 Blue 19 red 21 hold up principal Lewis I think think fast what cards are left in the deck three Jacks a king two eights and a four definitely a four next stop the casino snot you’re ...

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I’m in the candy aisle of Target and the first person I see by Joy Ride is going Christmas shopping on my credit card that was close she almost bought it not even a chance M these watermelon wies look ...

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I have this infection in my arm where my prosthesis is connected getting treatment at Walter Reed but um it’s killing me I have never seen a prosthetic device like this one of a kind I think tons of R&D ...

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oh oh I know here look up for me sweetie let me see your face this is my parents car I I think it’s got a blind spot please tell me she’s okay her face is cut up a bit ...

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so this woman pretended to be a gardener after flying 4,000 Mi just to tell her friend he was it in their game of tag you see Georgina Wilkinson and nine other students had decided to start this game when ...

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me and your dad are up here talking about the future and I was wondering where you see yourself in 10 20 years let me guess my father thinks I’ll never amount to anything I I didn’t say that they ...

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I got you got have not going to hit you okay but stop Tommy seriously dude dude stop man dude Tommy fruit snacks now okay give them fruit snacks now down we cool we cool yeah we’re good we’re good ...

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the first time I met Christopher walking on the it’s the wrong tone you do it again I’ll stab you in the face with a soering iron said a Suicide Kings I you want to tell him about the dogs ...

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nobody talks about how scary it is to play music with your parents in the car because I never realized how dirty most of the songs I like are until I listen to them around my mom and dad like ...

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a water pump for the 66 Mustang you got one great I want it well how much is he paying I’ll pay 20 more I can hold mallister what we had a deal 20 more oh you’re just trying to ...

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what’s going on dad bought the car to police auction mom hates it you’re all caught up that thing will never run yes it will oh please there’s a better chance I’ll see you run hey do you know anything ...

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do you have hair in your special place Miss Jamie can I help you two of your kids are sick and I need to know why you think they got sick here I think you’re dating their dad he told ...

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this one actually this one wo why you H so hard I’m going peek you’re crazy uh so you girl for it where I’m going to choose this one I’m so good at this this is not my girlfriend oh ...

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they’re going to kill each other my boys they bought these military vests off the internet and they want to try them out bulletproof vests oh I hope so you won’t listen to me maybe you’ll listen to them stay ...