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[Applause] welcome everybody to The Late Show I’m your host stepen colar folks folks the uh the hit show that is American democracy is rapidly approaching what could be its dramatic series finale and both candidates are making their final ...

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bye honey have fun on your trip I will and he’s gone you know what that means oh yeah there’s so much space that’s more like it hello hey babe how’s it going it’s horrible not I miss you so ...

Karen’s gone wild forward Texas make it it make it worth it you’re getting my car for free Is This Love But if I hold on to a wrist and I start driving it’s kidnapping G God walls are dumb ...

are you Muslim what no I just wanted to know because you you have like no oh I sleep on the wall what you sleep on the wall yeah like instead of my head on the pillows I’ll be on ...

wow everyone looks so good in their costumes let’s see what we have here ooh we have a zebra and Cody pika pika you must be Pikachu right Pikachu is that all we’re going to say today that’s all we’ve ...

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yep and here’s to us all right what do you have there what’s that oh know something I brought for Porsha she’s not here no but you was going to give it to her as a gift all right then ...

after evacuating Tampa for this hurricane they got a hotel suite in Jacksonville but they didn’t understand why their hotel Key wasn’t working and then this happened oh my God oh my God sorry oh one to well oh my ...

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this is both a funny and brutally honest take on the Biden Administration President Biden made a surprise appearance at a White House Press briefing on Friday and it’s not a great sign when you’re at the White House and ...