after evacuating Tampa for this hurricane they got a hotel suite in Jacksonville but they didn’t understand why their hotel Key wasn’t working and then this happened oh my God oh my God sorry oh one to well oh my ...

dear Lord please let it be a girl amen can we get a countdown y’all three dang it Charlie it’s a girl James we’re finally having a little girl sweet God hallelujah how bad well you’re very lucky that your ...

this is both a funny and brutally honest take on the Biden Administration President Biden made a surprise appearance at a White House Press briefing on Friday and it’s not a great sign when you’re at the White House and ...

Jimmy I’m the host of the show well that’s very nice I appreciate that thank you for please relax thanks for coming to see us and thanks for joining us here in America the Beautiful from wherever you’re watching you ...

hello I am robot holy all right robot do the dishes your wish is my [Music] command holy robot I need some papers I need some papers your wishes my command here your papers you’re now USA citizenship I’m an ...

Mrs Carson sir it’s the kitchen floor what about it it Sparkles well your last cleaning lady didn’t do a very good job what I do I do the best I can the last cleaning lady was me I took ...

1987 my brother and I left Long View Texas and we took a short road trip to see this new young hot artist by the name of D Yoko while we’re there we meet a couple of ladies that were ...

we’re here for our first day and who will be picking her up at the end of the day wait I don’t stay with her so we’ll see you at 4 now how do I feel the day what’s well ...

you and I are going to arm wrestle if you lose you go into the cupcake if I lose I go into the cupcake no cheating no cheating one 2 3

bro this is good what’s in this oh just a certain kind of nut oh what kind of nuts like almonds or peanuts oh not those kinds of nuts bro then what kind of nut is it yo what kind ...

this is your warning to never cry in front of me because one time my friend came up to me looking super sad so I asked him what was wrong and he literally was like my dog it passed away ...

listen there’s only one pack of Skittles it belongs to me I have seniority I’m done with this as long as I get something okay you always get nothing something or nothing is still nothing Bo there’s only one so ...

oh sorry sorry honey sorry what year is it 1987 the’80s are almost over and I haven’t even tried Coke yet I’m looking for Pam Hughes hi and she’s probably at school I’ll give you a ride but you get ...

is uh What uh what’s What’s Happening Here something wrong with your sandwich why is the why is the meat on the outside cuz it’s a sandwich no the bread is supposed to be on the outside what like bread ...