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where you from oh me yeah I’m Shelly I’m 39 but I don’t look your T I will say I don’t look your typical 39 so I’m proud of that shell yes you look 39 it’s okay though shut up ...

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in Austin pow one of my favorite jokes is the slow motion um Steamroller Chase hang on I’m gonna floor it watch out move move move and yet he’s acting as if it’s fast no no [Music] right careful Austin ...

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this is an Italian Tri splitter it is used by the mafia to move around large amounts of money it can divide a US $1 bill into thirds no it can’t which is the reason it wasn’t popular in the ...

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hey Brena do your parents know that you’re skipping out on science fair right now our school science fair isn’t until February Alis did the volcano last year it sucked seriously walks all over you guys hey watch your mouth ...

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I’m going to Yale too what I’m incredible at hand jobs but I also got a 1560 on the SATs no you didn’t I got an early to Yale uhhuh oh um Tanner where are you going to school U ...

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oh excuse me screw you excuse me young man there was no reason for you to be so rude to me back there away from me you fat cow what did you call me beat it you old why are ...

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if you’re black black women don’t like you dating white girls is that still thing not me not you no my boyfriend’s Indian Indian what the trying to own a 7-Eleven man what’ your mom say bro be honest she ...

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I got two twin GLS turn you to a dance y I don’t have no straps for nobody I don’t got no strap hey Kanye did she put her fingers up your booty if crime was legal for a day ...

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to every person who thinks they would save their school if they had a school shooter trust me you would not because I used to think the same thing until one day I was in class and there was an ...

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bad news gang what turns out we didn’t win the bet what how’s that possible got the results right here there was an issue with the blood thanks a lot and you messed it up what hey I didn’t do ...

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why you walking like that it’s a stupid cane I just got it from the doctors today yeah but when they gave it to you they showed you how to use it right yeah I think they did because they ...

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who you got to look up I was cleaning up old army habit wait what happened to the Orchid that was on the counter that little pow of dirt with the stick in it I threw it out I thought ...

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[Music] what the hell she going to hit me let’s go let’s go get this out of here let’s go Walmart security you guys are getting kicked out of here unless the C yeah I’m going to punch you right ...

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something you can do like when you’re at a buddy’s barbecue and he’s got tiki torches you can actually reach in and pluck out a part part of the flame and there po directly in your mouth you want there ...

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dude Spotify rap just dropped all top five by artist Drake I didn’t even listen to one song I only listen to country music in all Miner Drake how’ that happen I don’t even have Spotify and all of minine ...