hey 2250 okay here’s the 25 keep the change seriously I just walked up like four flights of stairs oh well here’s um 30 something cents and I promise I won’t call your boss and tell him you wre of ...

wait wa wait he’s got shiny new caps he’s had recent dental surgery you can tell us what that means while we’re rolling him to the O house house house get a syringe I didn’t bring you back here so ...

I know you can’t hear me but you can see me so watch me you know you’re talking to a robot right I know watch me an epic battle being waged here tonight is the fifth and Final Round gets ...

hey Drew my man where’s my money man I’m sorry I totally forgot all about that it’s okay you can pay me now can I pay you tomorrow yeah but I’m going have to charge interest interest 15% 15% that’s ...

I’m in my Prim this ain’t even lay on down my Flor I went from living room [Music] [Laughter]

Carly what do you do for work I am a stripper oh wow look at wow that was very quick Red Band knew that somehow man it’s finger lingering over the Cherry Pie button where have you seen this young ...

8:00 lights out really 8:00 I get to go to bed I don’t have to clean a sink full of dishes exercise time o I never have time to exercise is this a prison or a spa Marge your positivity ...

okay guys if you get this correct there will be no homework for tonight letter I Miss Johnson no letter B nope letter e yes good guess bro wait Miss Johnson there is no way that’s a word more Y ...

nobody shoot them that’s way too simple for these Jokers damn I can’t see out of this thing we ready or what oh hold on I’m with myo oh just made it worse who made this godamn well there’s wife ...

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he shared a cigarette with me outside of cobs he’s like let me see that cigarette I was like okay and I gave it to him then he passed it back and then I gave it to him again and ...

could you please tell your husband to stop parking in the middle of the sidewalk yeah oh I’m so sorry it’s just that we have the storage pod that we’re unpacking so his car doesn’t fit you know in the ...

hey can you mind your own business well I can’t really do that kind of like the nosy neighbor type oh sorry got home from work myself saw my daughter’s computer open read about her telling some friend that she ...

huh excuse me sorry to wake you but you’ve been randomly chosen to be upgraded to first class would you like to go wait really yeah great please follow me okay oh my God this looks like a five-star hotel ...

tell them about your chest honey um her breasts are really tender you guys have a hot tub no so she must go to the gym a lot not in years maybe when you travel on business zip on down ...