tell them about your chest honey um her breasts are really tender you guys have a hot tub no so she must go to the gym a lot not in years maybe when you travel on business zip on down ...

asking you why do you have four charges on your bank statement from Uber and lft where have you been going that I don’t know that you taking a uber not on the bank I’ve been home according to your ...

Welcome to The Daily Show oh we got one for you tonight I’m not even playing we got one for tonight Bill Adair founder of PolitiFact he’ll be here on the program but first you may have noticed it’s October ...

how many fers do you see four four four another idiot four you are all insane insane po what happened to him why is he here self-committed genius syndrome Howard Hughes type constantly digging into the creative potential of the ...

yeah yeah what peely from fortnite bro too much money bro what do you think of these Batman masks it’s good but do you like it it’s good hey bud are you excited to go trick-or-treating no why it’s fun ...

and how big are the lobsters four pounds I’ll have three oh is this one of those order the most expensive thing on the menu and tell a guy off and leave kind of dates yep tell you what why ...

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did you two used to hunt together foxes did you kill foxes it’s Montana those masses in your chest are not tumorous their parasitic cysts from a bug called echinococcosis touch a dead fox they jump aboard they can hunker ...

you didn’t even have the football to Fumble this time there’s no excuse no excuse you want to play football or not do you want to play football boy get over there on the bench all this yelling he’s doing ...

I can have all of you replaced can you replace me do you know how many doctors I have replaced in my career your rejects can stay but your salary will pay for the lawyers who will fix their mistakes ...

let’s go home please wait a minute this isn’t home that’s so weird you just mentioned hero sandwiches it’s almost like the car was listening to us yeah let’s test this out say March I could go for some donuts ...

this man was fired from the Air Force for pointing out the corrupt system so Trump gave him an even better offer my name is Matt L was an Air Force F5 pilot and I was a commander in your ...

Chris Pratt married your daughter Catherine the thing is that he is such a great guy a really kind man and kind to my daughter and which is the most important thing for me when you’re part of bringing his ...