00:59

like I can’t believe we defeated the British so I know how we did it we had a 6’2 red-headed guy out in the woods just waiting for those dude 6’2 in 1770 that’s like 610 today red hair horse ...

00:19

oh we told you

00:59

I tried for months to get Trump on kill Tony next to Shane playing Donald Trump this was my I tried so hard to make it happen way back in August and finally they’re like look looks like it’s not ...

00:54

mama can we get these no we’ve already got peanut butter and jelly M I hate that stuff it tastes like concrete bring it up please when I was a kid my dad would try to save money any way ...

01:01

what are two clips that give off the same energy ever since then you’ve been scared of Olives do you eat olives no I can’t even go down the a okay now you can’t even go down the aisle of ...

00:25

this is a little awkward but I think I left something in your car sorry I don’t have a car didn’t I meet you last night out of Virginia Gardens oh you’re looking for my mom Hest like that’s got ...

00:45

watch what happened when this girl’s inappropriate answer made Steve Harvey slam his card on the ground Bri Frankenstein says she married him because of his sexy what you know what Steve my parents are here my parents are here ...

01:00

[Music] [ __ ] hey yo good morning what’s up what’s up what’s up you why does your still say zero somebody hacked your [ __ ] your your number why why does it still say zero I don’t know ...

00:56

yeah well um well you see that tire kicker right there he’s all yours H I don’t know I I I got a th000 bucks says you can’t sell him oh let me in on that action oh let’s just ...

00:10

hey get out of here this is my house oh my God Brian what happened who did this to you did you do this you son of a

00:15

all right let’s do it come [Music] on down thank you for row

00:56

well guys it is a Bittersweet night for us tonight yeah on September 14th our friend nor McDonald passed away that’s right um Norm is the reason that I ever wanted to do Weekend Update and so tonight we thought ...

00:57

so class scientists have concluded that in about 5 billion years our sun will explode what we going to do it’s going to explode which of course will lead to our planet being engulfed in wait teacher yeah Simon what’s ...

00:45

you guys aren’t going to laugh at this one cuz you’re told you’re not supposed to no no that’s not this cow some dude beat the [ __ ] out of his girlfriend right well you’re off to a good ...

00:30

you want something or what yeah give me some of that enough for 15 people 10 lbs of shrimp it’s going to be some serious money there this is no nickel and dime oh what the are you doing something ...