Chris Pratt married your daughter Catherine the thing is that he is such a great guy a really kind man and kind to my daughter and which is the most important thing for me when you’re part of bringing his ...
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hi is there a problem officer hi um where’s the driver it’s a driverless car obviously my dad designs them he was busy so he told it to take me okay well he it just ran a stop sign the ...
David do you ever work with a actor dog and I go an actor dog no I I don’t I don’t think so and he goes they’re good they do what they’re told they sit and stay and they run ...
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my breakfast kind of sucks what did you just say I’m sick of cheese omelets the cheese is kind of sticky no sweat big guy what can to make you nothing the omelets are great and both of you are ...
I think I’m seeing a ghost Betty yes is Henry Henry Henry St oh my God Betty Flynn oh my last name is Donna hu now you you married Mike do may he rest in peace yes and you oh ...
ah perfect perfect now this is the money I owe Peter I want you to take it back to him do you understand [Applause]
so Mike Tyson came to my house in 2012 the first time I had lent Eric B my Bentley and he’s like yo Russ I’m coming I’m bringing the car back I got the Caveman with me I didn’t know ...
Doug, honey, where are you? The debate is about to start. Right here. MAMALA. Hi, Doug. Oh, looks like I got to notify the Secret Service because we are under a snack attack or DOUGIE. I am feeling good tonight. ...
what the hell is wrong with you some idiot just called me fat stabed me in the arm and took all my money oh yeah what’d you do I hate going to the doctors
there’s no your head there’s no way dude take off your headphones there’s no way dude there’s no way dude that’s a kilo of gold it’s about $260,000 together it you don’t like it get give give it back you ...
what’s the reason for your visit vacation where are you staying was a friend you met this friend before yes that’s why he’s my friend your friend lives here yes what does your friend do for work accounting or something ...
for sober October I gave up bacon I only eat two pieces of bacon two pieces of bacon is all you really need more than two pieces of bacon let me tell youed when I was 418 between you and ...
order for Joe he was here first sir who he was here before you oh it’s okay sir it’s all right go ahead thanks man appreciate that put his coffee on my tab how much that be 580 sir one ...