yes ma’am I understand your reservation was for 7:00 but if there’s someone still at your table there’s not much I can do is there you don’t have to talk to me like that I know Amber can I talk ...
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okay guys our audience love Joker from 2019 what’s our next idea for a sequel uh boss I don’t think Joker needs a sequel It’s a masterpiece is a standalone film yeah uh you’re fired wait what why Joker grossed ...
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how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry it’s drink I like it I know it’s great right another sorry Izzy little accident what was that it was delicious I want another well you ...
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my brother is married to a Mexican woman right she all right one of the happiest guys I’ve ever met right they got a son named Miller and Miller Miller looks 100% Greeno 100% green goat so everyone goes you ...
I’m so sorry I’m like I hope you have the catalog my presentation in 2 hours and what the hell is this your fat cat’s been sitting on my couch all day don’t worry about him here you go think ...
you’re pissed on the trip I don’t I don’t understand like it’s ruined we we have to stay home now hello I got to take care of you now you do have to take care of me you have to ...
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