00:45

you guys aren’t going to laugh at this one cuz you’re told you’re not supposed to no no that’s not this cow some dude beat the [ __ ] out of his girlfriend right well you’re off to a good ...

00:30

you want something or what yeah give me some of that enough for 15 people 10 lbs of shrimp it’s going to be some serious money there this is no nickel and dime oh what the are you doing something ...

00:45

your mom is outside my my mother hey sweetie oh I don’t know this can’t be happening ma’am can you stop stalking little girls I’m checking up on my daughter now go away uh you can see your after school ...

01:01

let’s all stand for the pledge ALG to the flag of the United States of America okay let’s just take from the top pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States someone saying it weird someone saying it funny ...

00:47

look to your left you think you could beat him in a fight my my boy here no Mike Tyson oh I was like what no I do not think so I’m Dr so what would I would say to ...

00:59

truly might be the goost Walter Philipe this was the first guy I’ve ever seen that had literally zero PTSD they’d ask him a question he’d be like well some of those Japs they would have grenades when you go ...

00:49

movie bloopers that are better than the script in the Dark Night Rises during the stock exchange scene Tom Hardy who plays Bane was supposed to lightly tap Glen Powell on the head but while filming Tom got two into ...

00:31

what’s your name little talking about the little fat come on bro fat y’all been saying that to me all night I can’t call the other little fat the little fat y want to have fat phobia when it come ...

00:44

the room is starting to stay starting to get that smell to it man some of you ain’t washing right I ain’t put no deod on today but you going to get used to it don’t [Music] worry no no ...

00:40

I don’t have to poop be patient I don’t have to poop is there something your mom does to help you when you can’t go sometimes she hold my hand would you like me to you’re not my mom well ...

00:56

I’m sick of you say one more thing I dare you fine you’re too fat for that skirt you know what if you want to take it there we’re going old school what oh let’s go I’m requesting back up ...

01:00

up and down the aisle make sure everybody’s buckled in and she stopped at my row she saw my bag under my legs and she goes uh-uh sir I’m going to need you to put your bag under the seat ...

01:00

what I mean was a right on a drug Empire right what do I have to do to make you believe me why’ you kill yourself vaal what he’s not getting off that easy Jesus he both of you think ...

00:30

Elon spent 18 hours at the office and in five minute chunks and it was every five each person had 5 minutes speaking slot to explain to Elon what they were doing wow and he did that for you know ...

00:45

when’s the last time you were Star Struck you were like what I was at a basketball game yeah yeah I I sat next to Merill Street and I was like I’m regular I felt I felt like I like ...