can you please could you please turn that down your mother needs to rest who are you my dad don’t talk to me about my son who the hell do you think you are sry really sorry do anybody going ...

who did this who changed our board this not a joke who the hell is this tampering with a criminal case is a serious crime I wasn’t tampering I saw a problem and I tried to fix it what mistakes ...

my father hated buying Halloween candy Snickers what’s the Snickers it’s the same as a Snicker bar but it’s a lot cheaper I go to this place they got everything knickers two musketeers M&M’s Julius gravy wavs it’s the same ...

I just got off the phone with the school and he’s been expelled for knocking out a student he did what no necklaces in class it’s a chain whatever put it away I put my necklace away this guy did ...

where do you uh where do you sing I don’t really sing out as much anymore but growing up I sang on the road with my grandma’s a country singer so I kind of grew up like who your grandma ...

what do you think two loads for the price of one well not bad hard to make money when you’re giving loads away though yeah but I got to get more customers in yeah you work here yeah the owner ...

I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world you want to know why oh it’s memorable sure it’s a little bulky tough to get on a plane you whip out a couple of swords ...

this costume is a little different from the one we had before it’s less shiny yeah it’s less sparkly I don’t have the same drip that I had in the other ones putting it on you know you start to ...

sir why do you have two lunches in front of you been here for two meals you’re happy with that I just don’t see much use in complaining seriously we probably should say something maybe I can call one of ...

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he sent Mark cubin a letter when Mark Cuban’s um television show failed and someone posted it on Instagram today see if you can find it Jamie this is the letter this is from 2004 Mr Mark cubin dear Mark ...

you can’t buy prepared food with food stamps why not it’s food the government doesn’t want to pay for it because they think that prepared food is a luxury item you know how rich people have yachts and summer homes ...

guess who’s been arrested win some cash Tokyo Edition which one of these celebrities was arrested P Diddy or Aiden Ross oh Aiden Ross I’m sorry that’s incorrect but thank you thank you for playing thank you P didy P ...

oh bless you oh are you sick I’m telling you I’m not sick I’m not sick it’s there’s somebody else in here did you know that huh no there’s a man right there you didn’t know he was in here ...