at first I thought this kid was playing hideand-seek but I was completely wrong after seeing his dad walk into the room

when did we get a wall safe when there was no more room in the floor safe when did we get a floor safe when we got the security camera there’s a security camera Aquaman protecting your home since 2012 ...

this comedian just upset a lot of liberals with this one whoever you vote for is your business but the sign outside of your house on the lawn is insane that’s where your wife and kids live even if you ...

oh my God you’re in Scrubs I I need your help I just call 911 my boyfriend’s having a seizure is he epileptic yeah but I’ve never seen him have a seizure before can you give him some room can ...

[Music] finally he’s asleep let’s make another no not here he might wake up the only safe place is out on the fire escape woohoo now Mother Nature does the [Music] rest hey no fear hey where did he get ...

so this is a replica of the demon core the demon core so this is the same size and weight as the core of the fat manic plutonium uh like core inside of a you know nuclear B but this ...

what I thought that was the phone number it’s the price $29,000 for a pickup truck what the you picking up gold are you telling me this guy’s got $400,000 worth of money sitting right here that’s crazy

what are you going to do when you grow up a cleaner a what cleaner everyone thought that this little girl was strange for her aspirations but watch how she outsmarts everyone that’s all right why do you want to ...

yes I’d like a ham and cheese WL let and Order Wham fries I’m sorry we stopped serving breakfast but we are on the lunch venue now I want breakfast well you can’t have it we’re not serving it is ...

BR get up bro let me get this bump come let me get this bump come on I ain’t got all day man I don’t know what you do for a living but yeah I got I got to make ...

Chris and I sort of have a history of trading cameos in movies and he was just so in man this is great come on cuz I wrote this setup for him where Deadpool sort of talks about him as ...

all right you can train to be a server oh hell yeah but this is on a trial basis and I still need you as a buster I got you if you complete your training without jerking around out there ...

going to love your Oreo mate oh no that’s disgusting E bro that’s terrible thanks man [Music]

hi do you guys have popcorn nope we’re out

so what are you drinking it’s been a rough day I usually go camomile tea but I don’t think that’s going to cut it you could have a Long Island Ice Tea sold ooh well that is a treat that’s ...