I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn’t by my side could have SW I was screaming why do [Music] y what is he my life [Music] my what the what you think ...
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sir for Hygiene purposes can you remove your food from the C freaking weirdo okay that comes out to $ 24861 what dollar yes sir I have $38 what can I get for that the [ __ ] oh [ ...
I can hear men’s thoughts because of my gift James I know you are not worthy of my friend Mari what are you talking about you need to know before you jump the B that he slept with your cousin ...
oh man another Valentine’s Day ruin my money is on somebody’s dick stuck in something or something stuck in some girl’s yooo all right hey man remember to knock I know go MFD yes please come in oh thank God ...
what’s your favorite Christmas movie The Grinch which Grinch the Jim Carrey one thank God I’m going to say it die hard is a Christmas movie Home Alone clearly wins the staying power Crown but I will argue to this ...
remove any part of your body our furry friend will copy you exactly I’m a little out here is my handle here is my [Music] spout that dog’s a riot uh let me see I’ll make him an all for ...
what uh what are you what are you doing what’s your dream that came true I’m a pilot [Music] okay what airline I’m not saying that’s the spirit I’m sure if it was United or Delta she would have said ...
[Music] making up a song about Coraline she’s a peach she’s a doll she’s a pal of mine she’s as cute as a button in the eyes of everyone whoever laid their eyes on
chicken Le and freaking Lee where’s Elfie he’s in the tree how did he get up there babe this is getting excessive e babe that is so ugly what was my favorite decoration babe are you holding the ladder forgot ...
dad what is wrong with her I challenged her to get to 100,000 steps in a week that’s so easy without shoing I get I get the challenge she’s 1,000 steps from Glory like the rest of you she was ...
I I can’t believe I’m asking this but are you taped down there yep the Beast is in the cage hey Iris listen rookie on game nights we go by our nicknames I’m luck of the iris Stevie Wonder Bra ...
wait why does my reflection look so old well because this mirror reflects one year into the future I look this old in one year you didn’t wear enough sunscreen well then I’m going to go to the store and ...
you’re hanging off the side of the plane how many takes did you do we did eight takes you don’t know the story there’s a giant cargo plane you’re hanging off the side of it and it takes off how ...