you are a crazy lady I can’t believe somebody gave you a driver’s license because you’re an unfake driver and an idiot Mommy hi Mom hi JJ oh hi Mrs wrong hi JJ Evan’s not invited to JJ’s birthday party ...
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y’all don’t know my Nick it’s 10 racks boy that boy he a twerk for 10 racks you Doney you done did wor for 10 racks he’s a [Applause] hell no I said I said I know you got a ...
you ever notice how winding your window down by hand makes you look lower middle class it’s a cheap way to fix that first of all what you want to do is get the window Winder right off there throw ...
FBI hands on your head you know that’s a new IBM selectric put your hands on your head a print type in 5 seconds shut up you know he’s got over 200 checks here on your hand put it down ...
time for your pills what pills the ones that your aggressive Criminal Minds wait a minute time to take my vitamin Barry stopped taking his meds he’s unretarded what did you do you little uh uh this is our chance ...
Jimmy I am a host of the show thank you for watching thank you for joining us at our election headquarters in Hollywood where we just got finished watching the vice presidential debate between two men who couldn’t be much ...
mom go in no what no ma’ come here I’mma count to three and if I have to chase you I’mma beat the [ __ ] out of you
you know what I realized about this show my words matter that’s kind of crazy right that’s insane to me yeah my words mean something to people that blow my mind black words matter they do yes bro I was ...
did you know they met on the stairs of the library freshman year that is so cute saw you liked Sarah’s Instagram story she’s your friend I was trying to be nice right but you don’t have to be so ...
nobody talks about how girls have a secret way of communicating and I found this out because one time I was talking to a girl I liked and I saw that she got a text from someone with the name ...
all right oh hi did I serve you yesterday yes I believe you did it was so good I’m already back and I brought my friend Nancy hi well that’s what we like to hear so was it the service ...
nobody move who’s in charge here St your name Joseph Earl dland Grand Cyclops of the nights of the K clubs Clan Atlantic County Branch Los the dun caps you too Cyclops you’re the fellow owns the hardware store in ...
morning oh would you like some coffee God no I’ve been up all night I got to get to bed hey can you guys not use like the blender or vacuum or anything I just need 5 hours so I ...
ow oh what was in that tuna wrap oh he’s quite stoned hey want to go for a ride little buddy oh ow J is there an arrow in my butt do not remove the arrow stay calm is anyone ...