you Carl yeah where are your gloves you think you can sling trash without protection you’ll tear your hands to shreds those are just loners though I want them back what are you doing on a garbage route kid how’d ...

car keys wallet now it’s a gun okay don’t be [ __ ] around with no gun white boy boy did you pick the wrong guy in the wrong day [ __ ] oh you going to try to lock ...

that’s promised nice board where’s the rest the rest this is all asked for 50 computers that’s keyboards cases monitors and power included not just boards just boards excuse me just boards these are state-ofthe-art these these the logic boards ...

you know this guy was an extremely good high school wrestler so was his brother really that’s true yeah what weight no you guess the weight guess the weight I thought Sumo was one [Laughter] weight bro very funny

this man wakes up you’ve been in a coma for the past 10 years and here’s an unexpectedly shocking news some time ago you was out drinking and you decided to drive and there was an accident he seems startled ...

every action by every human on earth is recorded and then sent here to be assigned a point value based on the absolute moral worth of that action for example a couple in Osaka Japan just decided to have a ...

hi hi there uh we need access to this room that’s the VIP tournament area access by gameplay only 30 Dino kills and 30 seconds 30 kills in 30 seconds on a game no one’s played in 10 years that’s ...

man you built like the Kool-Aid man don’t like you about 50 years old with some shredded jeans on we even you wearing two yearo di yours we even go ahead Woody un under control I didn’t know they were ...

congratulations turns out your friend Daniel didn’t need that extension after all he had an anti Algebra test yeah well I told you I helped him study did you help him cheat no I think you did I have the ...

so you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant that’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you I always schedule it for March 31st ...

let’s go to Spirit Halloween why won’t you stop looking at me I’m never coming back here

I thought I’d bring you a little jacket nice is that boo yeah I made it myself you made it yourself you really how make it it could be LSD in there ruining the look at Jackman you never failed ...

Mr gambin are you mocking me with that outfit mocking you no I’m not mocking you judge then explain that outfit I bought a suit You’ seen it now it’s covered in mud this town doesn’t have a 1hour cleanest ...

I have lice lice oh here the NSE gave me this pamphlet it has all the info you need oh I just put it on the table back away we also have to vacuum wash and disinfect anything Eddie has ...

salv gentlemen your final [Music] exams I can tell by your faces that many of you are shocked at the outcome I on the other hand am not because I have had The Misfortune of teaching you this semester and ...