I have lice lice oh here the NSE gave me this pamphlet it has all the info you need oh I just put it on the table back away we also have to vacuum wash and disinfect anything Eddie has ...

salv gentlemen your final [Music] exams I can tell by your faces that many of you are shocked at the outcome I on the other hand am not because I have had The Misfortune of teaching you this semester and ...

I’m a member of the Nazi party I’m a Munitions manufacturer I’m a profiter of slave labor I am a criminal at midnight you’ll be free and I’ll be hunted I shall remain with you until 5 minutes after midnight ...

I’m going to say a word and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind brain excuse me brain you said mind and I said brain yeah but we haven’t even started yet oh sorry okay ...

when I was a kid I was obsessed with serial killers and in fourth grade we had to do a project that was who inspires you the most and I obviously just didn’t know what that word meant and came ...

things in hotel rooms that you can take let’s take a closer look at the amenities anything that’s onetime use you can take what about this scent well this is considered decoration so you cannot take and what is this ...

hey ma’am there’s blood on you is it yours is this the guy you saw earlier you mind if we ask you some questions do you see this woman earlier all right why don’t you cut it with a cute ...

[Applause] wo you’re a goof takes one to No One loser wait I means I’m a loser scratch that these episodes she gets sweaty afterwards soaking wet and does she seem upset by them or just tired no she kind ...

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look at the actor that voices Olaf in Frozen revealing he regrets giving Olaf that voice you know what’s funny if I could do it all over again I would not have lent that snowman my voice um I would ...

they just wanted to introduce their son to his newborn brother but they were shocked by what he said yes I knew it wasn’t going to be black [Music]

I mean we know water slows down a bullet like crazy so a diagonal shot through the water might not break the aquarium put it m all right so that didn’t work it broke before it even the bullet didn’t ...

reach under your seat you have a clementine under there okay so just start peeling it while I’m talking okay so breathe in all right okay and then breathe out right regulates your breathing now you do a sort of ...

from here on out you don’t make a sound you answer my questions by nodding yes or shaking your head no is he alone do you have keys to the apartment is there a code a way of knocking so ...