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that’s what how does it feel mommy kill me mommy what do you want now JJ called me flat chest well you are honey but don’t worry you’ll get some boobs when you go through puberty maybe and if not ...

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[Music] who we got one what’s Happ where you from what up I’m from neighbor crib yeah which one though all of them yeah you know you got some FS coming out yeah for sure let’s run let’s do that ...

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Max a woman in my section wants to know if we do anything glutenfree what do I tell her tell her she’s not allergic to gluten she’s just masking and eating disorder look alive people club sandwich Burger medium and ...

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I like my cheese drippy bro really cuz from the news I think you like your cheese moldy bro hey at least I got Prime not crappy Capri son everyone loves Capri Sun 2-year-olds love Capri Sun well at least ...

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speed called this guy’s girlfriend to check if she would cheat on him I’ve known this girl since middle school okay we’ve been on and off through High School I’ve been dating her for three years into college okay so ...

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this is your warning to never be friends with a colorblind person cuz one time I went to go visit my color blind friend but he lives in another state so he was at work when my flight arrived so ...

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a blading or ice cream truck which is it this is my favorite shirt and it’s been cut in half and a cat sup did you do this to my shirt I sure did since you had to wear my ...

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guys why You Look so Sad come sit here the bench is freshly painted [Music]

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puv if Home Alone was realistic fact they would have came in with guns hey be careful there’s cars in the floor here and there’s some ice on the stairs to the basement so I guess just don’t go down ...

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my dad’s in jail right now serving 480 months that’s how the judge said it too we didn’t know what the that man we’re all dumb too we’re like yeah that’s not bad not bad even my dad was [Music] ...

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so this is a guy named Charleston white who is maybe one of the most prolific comedic internet personalities I think I’ve ever seen in my life and the guy in L of course is is Cam Newton who’s a ...

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there’s a scene we’re having up against a book bookshelf as you do and it’s with the lovely James makoy he’s a friend he’s really lovely and it’s always awkward cuz he’s a friend and that’s awkward and we’re in ...

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the instant goose is a technique where you Goose the first duck instead of going into a duck Rhythm the best time to use this technique is when the player before you does a lot of ducks it’s the change ...

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oh my God my boyfriend wants to go through my phone wait what why he thinks I’m cheating are you serious why would he even think that it’s giving no trust it’s giving I did cheat well remember that one ...

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there’s a creep following me can you help me got this run hey buddy just slow down you don’t want to do not a great time he’s right behind you I’m aware of that thank you can you call the ...