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the instant goose is a technique where you Goose the first duck instead of going into a duck Rhythm the best time to use this technique is when the player before you does a lot of ducks it’s the change ...

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oh my God my boyfriend wants to go through my phone wait what why he thinks I’m cheating are you serious why would he even think that it’s giving no trust it’s giving I did cheat well remember that one ...

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there’s a creep following me can you help me got this run hey buddy just slow down you don’t want to do not a great time he’s right behind you I’m aware of that thank you can you call the ...

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I feel so calm here just knowing all the bulk deals are waiting an entire case of mushroom soup for $4.99 damn it Costco you’ve done it again ooh can we get this it’s not unusual to be Lov by ...

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can I go to the movies on Saturday sure she said yes who was that Britney Perkins she that uh chunky one with the headgear no she’s a cheerleader and her teeth are beautiful oh and and she asked you ...

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when these girls were on the airplane they didn’t want anyone to sit in between them so they had a plan you okay preserve seat is taken

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you really think a [ __ ] drummed out of the calvary with a yellow stripe down his back was practically friends with the president of the United States of [Laughter] America John Ruth I hate to be the one ...

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put down the pipe go ahead shoot me I don’t care come on kid why’d you break in here I did it I live here my parents asked me to crash at the friend’s house last night I got home ...

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touch this does that feel cool or warm cool how about this one hotter than this this is warmer than warmer yeah warmer than this so which one would you expect ice to melt on more quickly the warm on ...

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what is it the voice that’s the voice the man in the tan jacket no I thought you wanted to question my client we’ve been waiting here almost 3 hours I have places to be sorry counselor we were just ...

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a little token of my appreciation and and if I knew you were going to be here I would have brought one for you too sweetheart oh that’s okay I’m good yeah you are would you like to sit down ...

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if you raise your gun again you’re dead you me the family you’re dead you move too fast from where you’re standing dead in fact I’d say dropping your weapons and putting your hands behind your head is the only ...

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Stop now. Come on. Come on. Hello, everybody. Thank you for the press for joining us to document this very important presidential transition meeting. I’m being serious right now. Even though we disagree, I’m eager to sit down for a ...

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who why’d you do that you’re rich Max wait you pretended to be poor wire hey Max can we talk oh I don’t know it depends on who I’m talking to am I talking to deak or Deacon Bromberg the ...

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lower the window or I will break the window and I will pull you out no you will not out of the vehicle now the back seat of that car hey off you why don’t you let me get out ...