so what are you drinking it’s been a rough day I usually go camomile tea but I don’t think that’s going to cut it you could have a Long Island Ice Tea sold ooh well that is a treat that’s ...

that guy just put this down here do it now do it activate Sonic what the how’d that even happen my hands is sweaty off me activate Sonic B no wait now activate Sonic Boom activate sonic boom no activate ...

imagine paying to go to a comedy show only to get offended by a joke and then getting schooled on the spot is everything okay no are you mad you okay no I’m mad you’re mad that’s okay you know ...

I’m going show youing crazy get your to bed now I’m not playing Raa you got homework in the moment you don’t get your to bed in the next 5 minutes your is done in the morning and right don’t ...

and can I only get mayo and pickles on my Sharma please I’m Sorry Miss we don’t have Mayo over here well that’s okay I brought my own this girl has no idea that our garlic sauce is 10 times ...

check out the cowboy at the bar that’s not a cowboy that’s my dentist ooh doctor Cowboy I have a cleaning next week can you not ruin it he married um I don’t know how he wears gloves I’m going ...

I have a hole in my hand that’s a hole put your finger oh hell no I have a hole I cut broken broken he gone jaw cheick broken broken broken crack crack crack crack CRA broken broken angle not ...

could you try to wiggle your toes Mr mayard are they moving yes they are that’s good right what about me yes they are yay me in order to operate on Mr mayard we have to move you backwards off ...

hello sharks rip jeans is so cool why not rip purses I can see that love what is wrong with all of you there’s clearly no way it could hold anything okay so if you’re at night out you have ...

I can’t be it’s been almost a decade the color palet angle of the letters what is happening right now control 7 out of 19 I got an on view felony 594 setting a command post at Pico and LaBrea ...

if I were to write the song Roar today it would go a little something like this I used to party all night and sleeping late I know my life was really pretty great I could do anything it was ...

Nicole your request offer next month is a no we got three holiday parties booked that week oh that’s not a request I’m just giving you a heads up that’s hilarious I need all Hands-On deck sorry I already bought ...

this PE teacher’s vertical jump had the entire class laughing and his form was impeccable don’t reach like this just want put your arm up up to like 15 all right and then what you want to do is you ...

I actually stab the double of the STI so in the beginning they were actually metal and they were actually sharp there’s one thing where she’s reaching for something and I go to stab her arm she forgot to move ...